Quote by Jarod Kintz

“Without even washing my hands I can tell whether I peed or not.”

— Jarod Kintz

“After I go to the bathroom, I leave my hands wet as proof I washed them.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I wash my hands twice in the bathroom—once before I touch my penis, and once again after I rinse off my hands in the…

— Jarod Kintz

“Don't drink your bathwater and don't pee on your feet.”

— James Gary Vineyard

“Luperón,” Steve says one day early in our stay, “is the only place you have to wash your hands before you pee.”

— Ann Vanderhoof

“I wash my hands before putting them in sanitation gloves.”

— Jarod Kintz

Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink.

— Charles Bukowski

“The man with two plungers for hands never wipes his ass, but he also never clogs up a toilet either.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Always keep your mouth closed when cleaning the toilet.”

— Richard J Bell

“I peed in the sink. Why? Because there was already someone in the shower.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I peed and washed my hands—these are the details you need to know—and”

— Cat Marnell

“I’m almost afraid to tell you. Let’s put it this way: clean toilets are the least of your problems in this country.”

— Elle Lothlorien