Quote by Jarod Kintz

“After I go to the bathroom, I leave my hands wet as proof I washed them.”

— Jarod Kintz

“When you pee in the sink, you don’t have to flush. Your hands are also right there, so you have no excuse for not…

— Jarod Kintz

“My father hated public restrooms. Once, when I was a little boy, I had noticed he did not wash his hands after urinating and…

— J.D. Daniels

“I peed and washed my hands—these are the details you need to know—and”

— Cat Marnell

“I wash my hands before putting them in sanitation gloves.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Go stick your head in the toilet and flush twice,”

— Dean Koontz

“Without even washing my hands I can tell whether I peed or not.”

— Jarod Kintz

“The man with two plungers for hands never wipes his ass, but he also never clogs up a toilet either.”

— Jarod Kintz

“When a guy at the urinal says to me, "If you shake it more than twice, you're playing with it," I like to look…

— Jarod Kintz

“Luperón,” Steve says one day early in our stay, “is the only place you have to wash your hands before you pee.”

— Ann Vanderhoof

“I love the smell of male urine and the reek of his groin on my bath towels after he’d had a shower”

— J.G. Ballard

“My hand is whole, unblemished. It’s still attached to my arm. It feels contaminated, though, and I have the strongest urge to wash my…

— Julie Anne Peters