Quote by Jarod Kintz

“At the end of the day, every man has to wipe his own ass.”

— Hiroshi Sakurazaka

“One of the few times in a man's life when he is not full of shit!! The morning of a colonoscopy. Enough said!”

— Jim Lawrence

“I don't like a clever toilet looking at our butts.”

— Emma Donoghue

“Always keep your mouth closed when cleaning the toilet.”

— Richard J Bell

“The best poops clean wipe!”

— Steven Magee

“When you pee in the sink, you don’t have to flush. Your hands are also right there, so you have no excuse for not…

— Jarod Kintz

There comes a time in every man's life when he needs his own toilet.

— Patrick Süskind

“He was the first guy to find toilet paper in my butt.”

— Hilary Winston

“Nothing is worse than to finish a good shit, then reach over and find the toilet paper container empty.”

— Charles Bukowski

“I'm the bathroom master I'm a real bowl blaster Don't mess with me 'Cause I can mess it up faster With just one flush…

— R.U. Slime

“Do you have any idea how many times I’ve wanted to turn you into a turd and flush you down the toilet?”

— Quinn Loftis

“You haven’t lived until you’ve wiped your ass with a pile of sand. Toilet paper doesn’t measure eternity the way the sands of time…

— Jarod Kintz