Toilet Quotes by Zach

“Behind every good politician is a soft, cuddly teddy bear”

— Zach

This is my ex girfriend Claire she was my angel

— Zach

Just casually taking selfies on the toilet.

— Zach

Well this is harsh~~~~~~ ^_^

— Zach

Hahahah look what my sister made for mme :)

— Zach

“I am Zach”

— Zach

The first three words she read were I hate love I saw everything I saw the look in your eye But in a way…

— Zach

Selfies with the sis <3

— Zach

Keep calm and eat cake

— Zach

THIS letter right here is a very amazing letter because it means so fucking much L stands for Love Live Life Laugh Little but…

— Zach

“I only have one life so I better waste it wisely.”

— Zach

I look at you and i'm...i'm home I don't want you to go :'(

— Zach