Toilet Quote by Zach Download Open image “Haha standing on the toilet.” — Zach ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Toilet
That awkward moment when you are at someone else's house and the toilet won't flush :P :P — Komal Copy Share Image
I walk into rooms and I don't know why I'm there. I'm like, 'Why am I standing in front of the toilet now?' — Matthew Broderick Copy Share Image
THAT awkward moment when you are the first one to wake up at your friends house and too scared to use the bathroom because… — Robert Gray Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're at the gas station restroom and there is no toilet paper... — Epifania Savea Copy Share Image
You know you're big when you sit in the bathtub and the water in the toilet rises. — Art Donovan Copy Share Image
I'm always so confused when I see a toilet seat up in the ladies restroom. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The first three words she read were I hate love I saw everything I saw the look in your eye But in a way… — Zach Copy Share Image
THIS letter right here is a very amazing letter because it means so fucking much L stands for Love Live Life Laugh Little but… — Zach Copy Share Image
When I was younger I was told to lose some weight because I was a little bit chubbier, but I didn't dream of modelling… — Vogue Williams Copy Share Image
My first exposure to sanitation issues occurred when I got admission into an engineering college. They probably didn't want to admit me and informed… — Sudha Murty Copy Share Image
I used to throw stuff out of the window and trash hotel rooms - and superglue all the drawers shut and superglue the toilet… — Joe Walsh Copy Share Image
I visited a new cultural center in Shanghai in 2005 that was pretty much perfect, except for the really badly translated Chinglish signs: a… — David Henry Hwang Copy Share Image
I'm way better in person than I am on things like Twitter. I know Twitter is the best and fastest way to connect with… — Nicole Scherzinger Copy Share Image
“You are one of the unfortunate ones whose body decays rapidly in the face of radiation poisoning. You hang your head over the toilet… — A.J. Lauer Copy Share Image
I can't see myself ever spending hundreds of thousands on anything that doesn't come with a toilet. — Dr. Dre Copy Share Image
When I was about 7 years old, I built a leprechaun trap out of a cardboard box, a biscuit tin and some toilet paper tubes. — Alex Hirsch Copy Share Image
I didn't go to high school. I think that after you learn to read and write and do your numbers and flush the toilet… — Wilford Brimley Copy Share Image
Modi says he built 850,000 toilets in Bihar one week. That's roughly 1.5 toilets per second. We can't even go to the toilet in… — Raj Thackeray Copy Share Image
I think the bottom line for me and for Newsweek is that there were a lot of - we did retract this specific matter… — Michael Isikoff Copy Share Image
