Am Quote by Matthew Broderick

You suddenly find yourself somewhere and you wonder, how did I get in this room? That happens to me all the time, every day!

— Shirley Henderson

You sit by the the toilet, waiting for it to come. deep inside you dont want to but something keeps telling you its the…

— Anonymous

Why do they call it the restroom? Is there anybody just resting in this room?

— Dane Cook

I'm always so confused when I see a toilet seat up in the ladies restroom.

— Anonymous

My pet peeve is hearing a knock on the bathroom door followed by the familiar words, 'What are you doing in there?

— Karen Scalf Linamen

It may sound odd, but the trut his, when you are in toilet, than arise most of the best ideas, how that are so…

— Mak_786

Where's the bathroom at cause I really really gotta pee.

— Afrojack

I hate it when people come to my house and ask whether I have a toilet. Oh no sorry, we just take our dumps…

— Anonymous

The only time it gets weird is which bathroom do I go into sometimes.

— EJ Johnson

“There’s an indoor toilet, he informs us (though, as we soon find out, this “toilet” is a terrifying open hole above the tracks).”

— Christina Baker Kline

Dear restroom, you aren't just a bathroom. You are a place to talk, cry, gossip and escape from my class.

— Anonymous

“Do you remember that scene in Airplane! where the guy with the flags is waving a jet into its gate, then someone asks him…

— Rebecca Flowers