Restroom Quote by Dane Cook Download Open image “Why do they call it the restroom? Is there anybody just resting in this room?” — Dane Cook ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Restroom Rooms
Dear restroom, you aren't just a bathroom. You are a place to talk, cry, gossip and escape from my class. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I walk into rooms and I don't know why I'm there. I'm like, 'Why am I standing in front of the toilet now?' — Matthew Broderick Copy Share Image
Dear restroom, you aren't just a bathroom. You are a place to talk, cry, gossip and escape from my class. Sincerely, teenagers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When a friend asks, do you have a bathroom? Me, no we shit in the yard!!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
I am concentrating docilely on the question why U.S. restrooms always appear to us as infirmaries for public distress, the place to reagain control. — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
The room is there for the human being - not the human being for the room. — El Lissitzky Copy Share Image
I always look at the bathroom. If you have a nice bathroom in the hotel, then it's a nice hotel. It's all about the… — Jimmer Fredette Copy Share Image
Bathrooms are an area where you get a high concentration of moisture, which can lead to mould, mildew, failing grout, rotting walls - you… — Bryan Baeumler Copy Share Image
Some people give you that motivation to work harder simply to get the hell away from wherever they are. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
Every great thing starts with an idea, followed by a doubt and finally a resolve to abandon or pursue. Victory is a treacherous journey. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
My real first job was delivering newspapers with I was 15. I would ride my bike around and chuck papers at people's houses. The… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
I do think I am funny, or I wouldn't be where I am today. I do think there is always room for improvement and… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
If you think your demeanor is mellow or not particularly charismatic, the material can life you higher. So write everyday, and get onstage or… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
If you lie to a person at least tell someone else you've lied to the truth. It balances out your karma. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
Trolls look for reasons to hate but really what they are mad at is the fact they are not included in anything ever. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
Strip clubs are great places to meet interesting people you only wanna know for about 40 minutes. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
We segregate men from women, and no matter how many times we insist that men and women are equal, men and women should be… — W. J. T. Mitchell Copy Share Image
Anything that I'm doing I think I always come at it from an outsider perspective. The first like real front page story that I… — Lydia Polgreen Copy Share Image
I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. — Sheryl Crow Copy Share Image
I propose a limitation be put on how many sqares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want… — Sheryl Crow Copy Share Image
Restrooms at gas stations were an unpleasant and shocking surprise; I had never considered the serious drawbacks of such lazily-cleaned rooms. I was completely… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
I am concentrating docilely on the question why U.S. restrooms always appear to us as infirmaries for public distress, the place to reagain control. — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
Annabeth looked at me. " We have to get out of here." " You think I want to be in the girls' restroom?" "… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Why would God send people to our church if we don't have a great dream? Why would God give a multigifted, multitalented, and multifinancially… — John C. Maxwell Copy Share Image
I was born on a plantation, and things weren't so good. We didn't have any money. I never thought of the word 'poor' 'til… — B. B. King Copy Share Image
Then you’re going to stay in that net until eternity comes to pass. (Sin) Well, that’s really intelligent, isn’t it? What are you going… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Starbucks is planning to close down all the restrooms in its New York locations. Which explains the most popular new Starbucks order: An empty… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
