We segregate men from women, and no matter how many times we insist that men and women are equal, men and women… — W. J. T. Mitchell Copy Share Image
Anything that I'm doing I think I always come at it from an outsider perspective. The first like real front page story… — Lydia Polgreen Copy Share Image
I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. — Sheryl Crow Copy Share Image
I propose a limitation be put on how many sqares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I… — Sheryl Crow Copy Share Image
Why do they call it the restroom? Is there anybody just resting in this room? — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
Restrooms at gas stations were an unpleasant and shocking surprise; I had never considered the serious drawbacks of such lazily-cleaned rooms. I… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
I am concentrating docilely on the question why U.S. restrooms always appear to us as infirmaries for public distress, the place to… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
Annabeth looked at me. " We have to get out of here." " You think I want to be in the girls'… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Why would God send people to our church if we don't have a great dream? Why would God give a multigifted, multitalented,… — John C. Maxwell Copy Share Image
I was born on a plantation, and things weren't so good. We didn't have any money. I never thought of the word… — B. B. King Copy Share Image
Then you’re going to stay in that net until eternity comes to pass. (Sin) Well, that’s really intelligent, isn’t it? What are… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Starbucks is planning to close down all the restrooms in its New York locations. Which explains the most popular new Starbucks order:… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
One of the clues that I chased was that Dan Cooper, whoever he was, found an old magazine story called "How to… — Geoffrey Gray Copy Share Image
I actually graze at several of the homes while I'm playing. There a lot of food going on. I drink and eat… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
We don’t have much time. Mel will be out of the restroom soon.” “You’ve got a magician named Mel? — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
You don't need to use the language of God to ask where the restrooms are. — Etgar Keret Copy Share Image
You know, I'm going to start thanking the woman who cleans the restroom in the building I work in. I'm going to… — Hillary Clinton Copy Share Image
One of the stall doors swings open and a fortyish-year-old woman walks out tucking her shirt into her jeans. Her heavy lined… — Jessica Sorensen Copy Share Image
Writing about the indignities of old age: the daunting stairway to the restaurant restroom, the benefits of a wheelchair in airports and… — John Mortimer Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you've ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Am I the only person who hopes that David Beckham has sex with Brad Pitt? I don't know who's in charge of… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
I am always behind the shopper at the grocery store who has stitched her coupons in the lining of her coat and… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
With boys you always know where you stand. Right in the path of a hurricane. It's all there. The fruit flies hovering… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
I realize that there are certain hardships that only females must endure, such as childbirth, waiting in lines for public-restroom stalls, and… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
