That awkward moment when you're at the gas station restroom and there is no toilet paper... — Epifania Savea Copy Share Image
You don't need to use the language of God to ask where the restrooms are. — Etgar Keret Copy Share Image
We don’t have much time. Mel will be out of the restroom soon.” “You’ve got a magician named Mel? — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Gender is more of a continuum than we are willing to admit when we hit the restroom. — Neri Oxman Copy Share Image
Why do they call it the restroom? Is there anybody just resting in this room? — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. — Sheryl Crow Copy Share Image
“Show me a filthy public restroom and I’ll show you a society where discipline and order have broken down.” — Lourd Ernest H. de Veyra Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you walk into a public restroom and the guy at the urinal has his shorts to his ankles… — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
You know, I'm going to start thanking the woman who cleans the restroom in the building I work in. I'm going to… — Hillary Clinton Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when a girl talks to you in the restroom like you guys have been best friends forever... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Starbucks is planning to close down all the restrooms in its New York locations. Which explains the most popular new Starbucks order:… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
When you're coming off a flight, skip the restroom by the gates and head to the one in baggage claim, which is… — Hallie Jackson Copy Share Image
Kiff I'm heading to the restroom, and I'll be needing an assistant…Oh, sorry, you're crying like a woman. — Zapp Brannigan Copy Share Image
Dear restroom, you aren't just a bathroom. You are a place to talk, cry, gossip and escape from my class. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“No, I don't work here, I'm taking pictures of messy bathrooms for a photo essay on the American West. But I'm always… — Pansy Schneider-Horst Copy Share Image
I propose a limitation be put on how many sqares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I… — Sheryl Crow Copy Share Image
I was born on a plantation, and things weren't so good. We didn't have any money. I never thought of the word… — B. B. King Copy Share Image
We segregate men from women, and no matter how many times we insist that men and women are equal, men and women… — W. J. T. Mitchell Copy Share Image
For a number of years at my public elementary school in rural Maine, I was treated like all the other girls in… — Nicole Maines Copy Share Image
Then you’re going to stay in that net until eternity comes to pass. (Sin) Well, that’s really intelligent, isn’t it? What are… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
In it not easy to remain rational and normal mentally in such a setting where, even in our airport in Montgomery, there… — Rosa Parks Copy Share Image
One of the clues that I chased was that Dan Cooper, whoever he was, found an old magazine story called "How to… — Geoffrey Gray Copy Share Image
I am always behind the shopper at the grocery store who has stitched her coupons in the lining of her coat and… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Writing about the indignities of old age: the daunting stairway to the restaurant restroom, the benefits of a wheelchair in airports and… — John Mortimer Copy Share Image
Am I the only person who hopes that David Beckham has sex with Brad Pitt? I don't know who's in charge of… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
Restrooms at gas stations were an unpleasant and shocking surprise; I had never considered the serious drawbacks of such lazily-cleaned rooms. I… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“This quick foray onto the toilet has been no different an endeavor than any other time I’ve used the restroom in my… — Jen Lancaster Copy Share Image
Anything that I'm doing I think I always come at it from an outsider perspective. The first like real front page story… — Lydia Polgreen Copy Share Image
One of the stall doors swings open and a fortyish-year-old woman walks out tucking her shirt into her jeans. Her heavy lined… — Jessica Sorensen Copy Share Image
I realize that there are certain hardships that only females must endure, such as childbirth, waiting in lines for public-restroom stalls, and… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you've ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Walked into the restroom right after Jesus took a dump. All I can say is HOLY SHIT! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I am concentrating docilely on the question why U.S. restrooms always appear to us as infirmaries for public distress, the place to… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
“Then, I'll find an empty restroom and check my hair and fix my lipstick, or as we cowards like to call it,… — Katja Millay Copy Share Image
“But if you have an opinion, please feel free to offer it to me through the gap in the door of a… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
My four year old son and I were at Walmart and I had to use the restroom. After I flushed he says… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
With boys you always know where you stand. Right in the path of a hurricane. It's all there. The fruit flies hovering… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
