I've always thought the most sensual part of a woman was the boobies. — Zapp Brannigan Copy Share Image
I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan, at your service. — Zapp Brannigan Service Copy Share Image
If I said you had a nice body, would you take your pants off and dance a little? — Zapp Brannigan Dance Copy Share Image
It was simply a matter of outsmarting them...so I sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they each… — Zapp Brannigan Outsmarting Sent Copy Share Image
That's the problem with Neutrals - you never know where you stand. Damn them and their neutrality. — Zapp Brannigan Neutrality Copy Share Image
Kiff I'm heading to the restroom, and I'll be needing an assistant…Oh, sorry, you're crying like a woman. — Zapp Brannigan Crying Copy Share Image
If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate! — Zapp Brannigan Checkmate Copy Share Image
She's a beautiful ship alright. Shapely. Seductive. I'm gonna Fly Her Brains Out! — Zapp Brannigan Beauty Copy Share Image
I'll have two steaks, and the ladies will each have a very sensual salad with a very low-fat sensual dressing. — Zapp Brannigan Food Copy Share Image
Let's see how friendly you get when you're sharing a prison cell! — Zapp Brannigan Prison Copy Share Image
I've never heard of such a brutal and shocking injustice that I cared so little about! — Zapp Brannigan Justice Copy Share Image
Where's the little umbrella Kif? That's what makes it a Scotch on the rocks! — Zapp Brannigan Scotch Copy Share Image
Yes, comets! The icebergs of the sky, By jackknifing from one to the next at breakneck speed, we might just get some… — Zapp Brannigan Comets Copy Share Image
A valid question. We know nothing about their language, their history or what they look like. But we can assume this: they… — Zapp Brannigan Guys Copy Share Image
You see, Killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them,… — Zapp Brannigan Copy Share Image
