Quote by Zapp Brannigan Download Open image “Where's the little umbrella Kif? That's what makes it a Scotch on the rocks!” — Zapp Brannigan ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
For God's sake bring me a large Scotch. What a bloody awful country. — Reginald Maudling Copy Share Image
I hover over the expensive Scotch and then the Armagnac, but finally settle on a glass of rich red claret. I put it near… — Nick Harkaway Copy Share Image
Scotch whisky is made from barley and the morning dew on angel's nipples. — Warren Ellis Copy Share Image
Well, between Scotch and nothin', I suppose I’d take Scotch. It’s the nearest thing to good moonshine I can find. — William Faulkner Copy Share Image
“Come the rains and the beerbahutis appeared all over the green. From where do they emerge, so perfect in shape and colour, and where… — Qurratulain Hyder Copy Share Image
“many people, not just Americans, make the mistake of taking it neat. He explained how Scotch is made, saying, ‘Fer heaven’s sake, we add… — Sean Chercover Copy Share Image
What I really love is my scotch. It's the power, the power of positive drinking. — Lou Reed Copy Share Image
It was simply a matter of outsmarting them...so I sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they each hit their… — Zapp Brannigan Copy Share Image
I'll have two steaks, and the ladies will each have a very sensual salad with a very low-fat sensual dressing. — Zapp Brannigan Copy Share Image
If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate! — Zapp Brannigan Copy Share Image
Kiff I'm heading to the restroom, and I'll be needing an assistant…Oh, sorry, you're crying like a woman. — Zapp Brannigan Copy Share Image
That's the problem with Neutrals - you never know where you stand. Damn them and their neutrality. — Zapp Brannigan Copy Share Image
