Quote by Zapp Brannigan Download Open image “Let's see how friendly you get when you're sharing a prison cell!” — Zapp Brannigan ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
My father, David Gilbert, is in prison in New York. He is lucky that he has a single cell, not shared with another person.… — Chesa Boudin Copy Share Image
Prison widens your circle of friends. In my stand-up, I can now talk about things that no one else has the right to touch. — Craig Charles Copy Share Image
What do people in prison say when they meet new friends? Give me your cell number. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
While we have prisons it matters little which of us occupy the cells. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
We are all prisoners but some of us are in cells with windows and some without. — Khalil Gibran Copy Share Image
I shall be honored to go to jail. Under a dictatorship, the detention cell is a place of honor. — Miriam Defensor Santiago Copy Share Image
Prison experience puts distance between me and any person who hasn't been there, done that. — Patricia McConnell Copy Share Image
That's what prison did for me, it isolated me, you know, it polished me up like a stone. — Jayson Williams Copy Share Image
When you're in prison, and we're left to our own devices, you're stripped of everything, and you really get to see who these people… — Laura Prepon Copy Share Image
“I often find myself in a room full of strangers, and very often it’s a tough crowd. But I’m a master networker, so for… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
It was simply a matter of outsmarting them...so I sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they each hit their… — Zapp Brannigan Copy Share Image
I'll have two steaks, and the ladies will each have a very sensual salad with a very low-fat sensual dressing. — Zapp Brannigan Copy Share Image
If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate! — Zapp Brannigan Copy Share Image
Kiff I'm heading to the restroom, and I'll be needing an assistant.....Oh, sorry, you're crying like a woman. — Zapp Brannigan Copy Share Image
That's the problem with Neutrals - you never know where you stand. Damn them and their neutrality. — Zapp Brannigan Copy Share Image