Bathroom Quote by Pansy Schneider-Horst

This vacation tip: If you see a gas station with a sign that says Clean Rest Rooms, it means one thing--the door is locked…

— Pat Williams

“If someone drives you into the dirty gutter, it's because you have given him your car key. Be careful of who leads you and…

— Israelmore Ayivor

“If opportunities don’t open the door, then learn to manufacture the key.”

— Debasish Mridha

“If I were a paper pusher for a living, I’d be pissed if my coworkers moved my desk into the wind tunnel. So to…

— Jarod Kintz

“There’s no one in the house, obviously. It’s probably good for you to go there anyway to make sure everything’s all right.” As if…

— Jodi Picoult

Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is…

— Joey Bishop

“Plus the fact that the window I was now facing opened up to the part of the lot where people picked up their brand-new…

— Sarah Dessen

“You know it’s the 21st Century when someone TEXTS you from the washroom to ask you to bring them a roll of toilet paper.”

— Comic Strip Mama

“But it has perks -- personal pride, financial security, and the feeling of accomplishment and control that comes when you just swap in a…

— Kelly Williams Brown

“I’m guessing you don’t have to share a bathroom at your house,” I say with the casual tone of someone who isn’t waving her…

— Sarah Castille

“And put me down right this minute or I'll scream bloody murder, then do the job for real!" "I already hid all the electrical…

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

“I’m almost afraid to tell you. Let’s put it this way: clean toilets are the least of your problems in this country.”

— Elle Lothlorien