Magician Quote by Rick Riordan

“As Mel ushered me into a seat in front of my mirror, I demanded, “This is how I’m supposed to compete with Clotile?”

— Kresley Cole

“Now here is a riddle,” Melisandre said. “A clever fool and a foolish wise man.”

— George R.R. Martin

“Calm down. I’m partnering you with Walker.” “The Whiskey kid?” Mel”

— Layla Reyne

“Or maybe your magic isn't that destructive after all. The rain of Doritos, the bed thing,this...Maybe it's just that you create too big, you…

— Rachel Hawkins

“You know, you own a bar and you don't keep alcohol at home," she said, breathless. "I could have had a shot--it sometimes slows…

— Robyn Carr

“Mel eventually gave up trying to talk to him and just sat there looking at him. There was not likely to be much to…

— Pamela Harju

“Did we have some understanding? That I was going to follow your nonmedical orders? Because I don't recall that in my personal life, I'm…

— Robyn Carr

“I’m a magician. I can make food appear—and out of my penis, no less.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Send me away to a prison where they keep magicians. So I can perform my magic for those who are in the secret.”

— Ray Buckley

“Let's get a cup of coffee and maybe a blowjob in the bathroom.”

— Christina Lauren

“Please do not say magic like you are discussing a bowel movement... Humanity expects the lights, so they are provided.”

— Thomm Quackenbush

“Funny way to get to a wizards’ school, the train. Magic carpets all got punctures, have they?”

— J.K. Rowling