Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “Walked into the restroom right after Jesus took a dump. All I can say is HOLY SHIT!” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
I literally was on my knees and I said, 'Jesus, I surrender myself to you. Take care of everything.' And He did. — Jonathan Roumie Copy Share Image
“You can't pee in front of little Lord Jesus, go back to the hills.” — Rita Mae Brown Copy Share Image
“Jesus shook his head slowly from side to side, then thrust his left hand deep into Santa’s sack. Out came something resembling raw steak,… — Phillip Andrew Bennett Low Copy Share Image
But I've read that soda kills you and Jesus saves On a bathroom wall where I saw your name Youre the best I ever… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We walked out of this library building downtown, just on our way to lunch, and I was walking a few steps behind Travolta, and… — Peter Jacobson Copy Share Image
But when he (Peter) saw the wind, he was afraid and, beginning to sink, cried out, Lord, save me! Immediately Jesus reached out his… — Bible Copy Share Image
My four year old son and I were at Walmart and I had to use the restroom. After I flushed he says Good Job… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Immediately aware that power had gone forth from him, Jesus turned about in the crowd and said, Who touched my clothes? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“MAILMAN CAUGHT DRINKING THE BLOOD OF GOD AND TAKING A SHOWER, NAKED, IN ROMAN CATHOLIC CHURCH.” — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
“We were watching this procession. It was fucking terrible and the crucifix was about 20 feet high coming around the corner. And my wee grandson says, 'who's that?' I say, 'that's Jesus'. He says, 'BABY JESUS?!' I say, 'yeah, that's him'. He says, 'SOMEBODY KILLED BABY JESUS!' It was the most sincere religious cry. If Christians did that, I would… — Billy Connolly Copy Share
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
