Roman catholic church Quote by Charles Bukowski

“sweating like a thief in church,”

— Chrissy Peebles

“Catholics and Communists have committed great crimes, but at least they have not stood aside, like an established society, and been indifferent. I would…

— Graham Greene

One time when I was visiting The Vatican I got the Pope really drunk, and then while he was sleeping I put his hand…

— Greg Benson

“Jesus shook his head slowly from side to side, then thrust his left hand deep into Santa’s sack. Out came something resembling raw steak,…

— Phillip Andrew Bennett Low

“Jesus Creeping God! Is there a priest in this tavern? I want to confess! I'm a fucking sinner! Venal, mortal, carnal, major, minor -…

— Hunter S. Thompson

“It's a joyful thing, being a Catholic. I can't even think about sex without thinking about bodily waste.”

— Kevin Smith

“Any of those priests even sniff at you wrong, you fuck them over until they see Jesus.”

— Marjorie M. Liu

“Though it was the Young Men’s Christian Association, Paul of Tarsus had little to do with it. The showers were cruisy, and the sauna…

— Trebor Healey

“To the worldly eye Christ’s nakedness is seen as a humiliation, but through the eyes of faith this is not a defeat, but a…

— Jim C. Cunningham

“A man was on a rooftop during a horrific flood. “Lord, save me,” he shouted to the heavens. After a bit, a boat came…

— Kathryn Shay

“out of a bar and runs right into two priests. He says, "I'm Jesus Christ." The first priest says, "No, son, you're not." The…

— Various

“I’m such an alcoholic that I go to church just for communion.”

— Jarod Kintz