Fuck Quote by Marjorie M. Liu

“turns to the other priest. "I'm Jesus”

— Various

“There are two main rules when dealing with priests: 1. Do nothing to them. 2. Do not trust them. - Then it's easy with them.”

— Karel Havlíček Borovský

“I am surrounded by priests who repeat incessantly that their kingdom is not of this world, and yet they lay hands on everything they…

— Napoleon Bonaparte

“Holy crap. How fast does a person get sent to hell for checking out a priest?”

— Amy Lamont

“Priests!" said Mr. Shoe. "They're all the same. Always telling you that you're going to live again after you're dead, but you just try…

— Terry Pratchett

“All Believers are Priests”

— Martin Luther

“Jesus Creeping God! Is there a priest in this tavern? I want to confess! I'm a fucking sinner! Venal, mortal, carnal, major, minor -…

— Hunter S. Thompson

“The priest must preach the pure words of God.”

— Lailah Gifty Akita

“Your life is in some bizarre state when priests are throwing abuse at you on the street.”

— Ken Bruen

“Most priests wish they were as righteous as they seem to most members of their congregations.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“In the world we live in, priests and bartenders have a lot in common.”

— Flavia Biondi

“If you haven’t been made uncomfortable by the teachings of Jesus, you probably haven’t understood them.”

— David M. Felten and Jeff Procter-Murphy