I'm definitely an anomaly, but I'm making things. They're selling, say, martinis, and I'm kind of making vintage Riesling. People aren't going… — Ben Folds Copy Share Image
You can try to trick the people and come out wearing a fedora and a tuxedo but that's not me. I was… — Michael Buble Copy Share Image
I bought a piano once because I had the dream of playing As Time Goes By as some girl's leaning on it… — George Clooney Copy Share Image
Here are a few of the actors who have brought my novels to TV life: Bill Pullman, Holly Hunter, Frances McDormand, Julian… — Luanne Rice Copy Share Image
Cosmo glasses have a heavy bottom to it that makes it easy to hold and carry around, but also is a nice… — Tom Sandoval Copy Share Image
Let us candidly admit that there are shameful blemishes on the American past, of which the worst by far is rum. Nevertheless,… — Bernard DeVoto Copy Share Image
I'm not a drinker, my body won't tolerate...eh...spirits, really. I had two martinis New Years Eve and I tried to hi-jack an… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I am grateful for what I call well-spent moments: Making a tuna fish sandwich with the works. Taking at least a half… — Sarah Ban Breathnach Copy Share Image
I'm not out there screaming that women are drinking bourbon, but I think it's a great beverage as an option. I've got… — Mila Kunis Copy Share Image
I think I'm probably much better at the boots and pocket knife thing than I am at the high heels and martini… — Sarah Wayne Callies Copy Share Image
Hey, have you heard that one about the difference between me, Wit, and my loutish cousin, Hilarity? No? Okay, so I walk… — Chip Kidd Copy Share Image
The brain knows the real secret of seduction, more effective than even music and martinis. Just keep whispering, 'Gee, you are really… — Alison Gopnik Copy Share Image
Society is so tough and expectations are so unrealistic. Could I take better care of myself? Absolutely. I joke all the time… — Jenna Lyons Copy Share Image
“Mirabelle? Mirabelle Bevan? Well, I’ll be blowed!” Mirabelle started, almost spilling her drink. It took her a moment to realize who the… — Sara Sheridan Copy Share Image
How?" I demanded. "How could you have screwed this one up?" "When I got in, they said the manager was on the… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
Why couldn't we put on a defense? I had seventeen witnesses standing outside the door. They just dropped the defense and went… — Charles Manson Copy Share Image
A man must defend his home, his wife, his children, and his martini. — Jackie Gleason Copy Share Image
'The tea is coming!' ...she may want a martini, but make her drink tea. — Alice Taylor Copy Share Image
Karl Rove described Obama as "the guy at the country club with the beautiful date, holding a martini, and making snide comments… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
The kids accepted my drinking as a part of life. Not a particularly pernicious part. I didn't beat up on them. Basically… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
The great thing about working with NPR - and, really, there's like a million of 'em - is all the cool stuff… — John Ridley Copy Share Image
A priest is sent to Alaska. A bishop goes up to visit one year later. The bishop asks, How do you like… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
