Funny Quote by Holly Hood Download Open image ““Nona needs a very dry martini.”” — Holly Hood ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
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“I should like to elbow aside the established pieties and raise my martini glass in salute to the mortal arts of pleasure.” — Bob Shacochis Copy Share Image
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A medium Vodka dry Martini - with a slice of lemon peel. Shaken and not stirred. — Ian Fleming Copy Share Image
Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“Nona I don't think your allowed to smoke in here. Nona exhaled a large cloud of smoke. Nona keeps their lights on. A little… — Holly Hood Copy Share Image
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“She promised him she would love him until she was physically unable to anymore and then after when all she could do was hold… — Holly Hood Copy Share Image
“I rolled my eyes, trying to keep my eyes off his body, just the sight of his abs or arms was enough to make… — Holly Hood Copy Share Image
“He pulled the gun from his waist, running it along my cheek and back down to my lips. I blinked back the tears at… — Holly Hood Copy Share Image
“Would you guys choose to walk away from possibly the most incredible encounter of your lifetime just because you had to let it go… — Holly Hood Copy Share Image
“Satan impregnated my mother one lovely spring morning. We didn’t have the heart to tell my father.” — Holly Hood Copy Share Image
You need to grow up, and realize what it is you need right now, and what you can live without. — Holly Hood Copy Share Image
“Oh get over yourself, so you can kill people, I could shoot you in your face if I wanted to, anyone can do what… — Holly Hood Copy Share Image
“I overheard Nona talking about my little buds and how she remembered back when she was developing into a woman, and that was enough… — Holly Hood Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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