Drink Quote by Lauren Roedy Vaughn

“Your presence resembles a dirty martini, she only drinks it when she’s thirsty.”

— Shannon Lynette

“Never more then two, I told her once. I repeat an old joke about why martinis are like a women's breasts; one is never…

— Charles Dubow

“She ordered a martini and encouraged me to, but said she couldn't drink it with her medication. She just liked seeing it in front…

— Richard Ford

“A joke I used to know said that if you were planning a trip into the deepest wilderness you should pack a bottle of…

— Peter Gzowski

They say that a martini is like a woman's breast. One ain't enough and three is too many.

— Chris Gayle

“Nona needs a very dry martini.”

— Holly Hood

I love vodka martinis. I know it's a cliché.

— Daniel Craig

I like to have a martini, Two at the very most.

— Dorothy Parker

Martinis are like breasts, one isn't enough, and three is too many.

— Herb Caen

“Martinis in a can, Callie. We live in an age of wonders.”

— Jeffrey Eugenides

I typically have a martini.

— Rona Ambrose

“I order three martinis and down them in quick succession, shuddering at the strength of the alcohol. When they don’t immediately work, I order…

— Helen Harper