Oh, yeah. A big part of my job is drinking martinis when I work in advertising. — Paul W. S. Anderson Copy Share Image
You don't want to get me started about apple martinis and the affect they have on my lovemaking. I might just throw… — Rick Fox Copy Share Image
New York was where we wanted to live when we were finally grown up, and drink martinis and stay out past bedtime. — Barbara Holland Copy Share Image
4 beers-20 dollars 2 martinis 19 dollars 6 jello drops-12 dollars 1 shot of grey goose-6 dollars taking home 2 hot girls… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't mean to get all religious here, but I'm pretty sure key lime martinis (with a graham cracker & sugar rim)… — Jen Lancaster Copy Share Image
I'm not a drinker, my body won't tolerate...eh...spirits, really. I had two martinis New Years Eve and I tried to hi-jack an… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Extra-dirty vodka Martinis - they're so easy to drink! I should really just drink olive juice; it'd be safer. — Cecily Strong Copy Share Image
“Inside you is a two-million-year-old soul that knows what you deserve, that's making martinis as we speak. Start talking to that woman… — Lauren Roedy Vaughn Copy Share Image
“Never more then two, I told her once. I repeat an old joke about why martinis are like a women's breasts; one… — Charles Dubow Copy Share Image
“I order three martinis and down them in quick succession, shuddering at the strength of the alcohol. When they don’t immediately work,… — Helen Harper Copy Share Image
“Every evening my wife makes us martinis and we talk about our days as I cook dinner and our children ignore us.… — John Hodgman Copy Share Image
I'm definitely an anomaly, but I'm making things. They're selling, say, martinis, and I'm kind of making vintage Riesling. People aren't going… — Ben Folds Copy Share Image
“Now, a month later, I sit, foggy, a similar state of mind, in a different seafood restaurant with a locals-know-every-secret bar, two… — Justin Bog Copy Share Image
“But when the cosmo-in-a-glass came out, it was red, not pink. And our apple martinis were dark green when they should have… — Bill Green Copy Share Image
“I took a breath. Pictured the bed waiting for me upstairs. Then retreated to the lobby bar alone and ordered an ice-cold… — Stuart Connelly Copy Share Image
“So he stopped at the first of them, a frigid hothouse whose front tipped forward over the street in defiance of gravity,… — Douglas Woolf Copy Share Image
One martini is just right. Two martinis are too many. Three martinis are never enough. — M. F. K. Fisher Copy Share Image
Now all the criminals in their suits and ties are free to drink martinis and watch the sunrise — Bob Dylan Copy Share Image
“Hazen had already begun to mix her a martini. She watched approvingly. “Martinis make everything worthwhile, don’t they?” she said, smiling at… — Irwin Shaw Copy Share Image
I want to be a superhero. Maybe I'll be a bartending superhero who shakes martinis to save the world. — Shanola Hampton Copy Share Image
Drink reacts on its practitioners in conflicting ways. One brave can knock off a quart of Scotch and look and act as… — Tallulah Bankhead Copy Share Image
