Quote by W. C. Fields Download Open image ““If Falstaff had stuck to martinis, he'd be with us today.”” — W. C. Fields ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“He was shaking so badly, we could have used him to make martinis for James Bond.” — Elizabeth George Copy Share Image
“I should like to elbow aside the established pieties and raise my martini glass in salute to the mortal arts of pleasure.” — Bob Shacochis Copy Share Image
“This steak wouldn't have tasted nearly as good if I'd been lying dead at the bottom of a ravine. I lifted my martini and… — Marcia Clark Copy Share Image
“I took a sip from my second martini, feeling as decadent as one of those jazz piano players who smoke a lot and drink… — André Aciman Copy Share Image
“She ordered a martini and encouraged me to, but said she couldn't drink it with her medication. She just liked seeing it in front… — Richard Ford Copy Share Image
“Hands in my pocket, I leave The bar, and ask: To whose arms Will he come home tonight? In my room, the warm Lips… — Ronald Baytan Copy Share Image
“I'd rather drink my dinner out of a martini glass and follow it up with a cosmopolitan chaser.” — Kimberly Raye Copy Share Image
“Your presence resembles a dirty martini, she only drinks it when she’s thirsty.” — Shannon Lynette Copy Share Image
“There is something about a Martini, Ere the dining and dancing begin, And to tell you the truth, It is not the vermouth-- I… — Lawrence Dunning Copy Share Image
“When even the bartenders lose their romantic notions, it's time for a better world.” — James Crumley Copy Share Image
“I order three martinis and down them in quick succession, shuddering at the strength of the alcohol. When they don’t immediately work, I order… — Helen Harper Copy Share Image
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
What would you do if you were President, and, on the first day of May, the Russian Ambassador presented you with a beautiful cake… — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Bert Williams was the funniest man I ever saw and the saddest man I ever knew. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
