Breasts Quote by Chris Gayle

Martinis are like breasts, one isn't enough, and three is too many.

— Herb Caen

“Never more then two, I told her once. I repeat an old joke about why martinis are like a women's breasts; one is never…

— Charles Dubow

One martini is just right. Two martinis are too many. Three martinis are never enough.

— M. F. K. Fisher

One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.

— James Thurber

I like to have a martini, Two at the very most.

— Dorothy Parker

“Inside you is a two-million-year-old soul that knows what you deserve, that's making martinis as we speak. Start talking to that woman and drink…

— Lauren Roedy Vaughn

I typically have a martini.

— Rona Ambrose

I love vodka martinis. I know it's a cliché.

— Daniel Craig

I like to have a martini, Two at the very most. After three I'm under the table, after four I'm under my host.

— Dorothy Parker

Really, can anyone drink several martinis at lunch?

— Christine Baranski

You can no more keep a Martini in the refrigerator than you can keep a kiss there.

— Bernard DeVoto

I just think it looks so cool when a woman has a dirty martini. She looks so powerful.

— Banks