Alcohol Quote by Dorothy Parker

I like to have a martini, Two at the very most.

— Dorothy Parker

I typically have a martini.

— Rona Ambrose

I wish I could drink like a lady I can take one or two at the most Three and I'm under the table Four…

— Dorothy Parker

One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.

— James Thurber

Martinis are like breasts, one isn't enough, and three is too many.

— Herb Caen

They say that a martini is like a woman's breast. One ain't enough and three is too many.

— Chris Gayle

One martini is just right. Two martinis are too many. Three martinis are never enough.

— M. F. K. Fisher

One more drink and I'll be under the host.

— Mae West

I have either a cucumber martini, gin martini, or a vodka martini. That's it. Simple.

— Robert De Niro

I love a martini, straight up, with an olive.

— Giuliana Rancic

I love vodka martinis. I know it's a cliché.

— Daniel Craig

Really, can anyone drink several martinis at lunch?

— Christine Baranski