Way Quotes by Dorothy Parker
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If you’ve ever felt the sting of irony, Parker’s sharp observations on how we navigate the world will feel oddly familiar. This handful of twelve verses captures her trademark humor and keen eye for the absurdities that pop up on the road of everyday experience.
![“[Requesting her epitaph to read this way:] Excuse my dust.” quote by Dorothy Parker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/969/dorothy-parker-700_dust_requesting-her-epitaph-to-read-this-way_1236221.jpg)
![“[On Kay Strozzi in The Silent Witness:] Miss Strozzi ... had the temerity to wear as truly horrible a gown as ever I have seen on the American stage. ... Had she not luckily been strangled by a member of the cast while disporting this garment, I should have fought my way to the stage and done her…” quote by Dorothy Parker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/59a/dorothy-parker-700_casts_on-kay-strozzi-in-the-silent-witness-mis_2307687.jpg)
![“I had been fed, in my youth, a lot of old wives' tales about the way men would instantly forsake a beautiful woman to flock around a brilliant one. It is but fair to say that, after getting out in the world, I had never seen this happen." [From a column dated November 17, 1928]” quote by Dorothy Parker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/ffd/dorothy-parker-700_beautiful_i-had-been-fed-in-my-youth-a-lot-of-old_1684942.jpg)
