Drink Quote by Dorothy Parker

I like to have a martini, Two at the very most. After three I'm under the table, after four I'm under my host.

— Dorothy Parker

One more drink and I'll be under the host.

— Mae West

I drink to the general joy of the whole table.

— Anonymous

I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me.

— W. C. Fields

Look, sweetheart, I can drink you under any goddamn table you want, so don't worry about me.

— Elizabeth Taylor

One more drink and I'd have been under the host.

— Dorothy Parker

It's that idea that you can have one drink - and no you can't. Within a week I was drinking heavily. It was so…

— Robin Williams

Tonight I'm the designated drinker.

— Alan Jackson

I try to stay two drinks ahead of reality and three behind a drunk

— James Crumley

I wish I could learn that just three drinks is enough, but I have not learned that.

— Caitlin Moran

I don't need to drink to have a good time with the ladies.

— Camille Grammer

Maybe drink and I Party.

— Indigo Vanity