Beer Quote by Dorothy Parker Download Open image “One more drink and I'd have been under the host.” — Dorothy Parker ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Beer Drink Host
I wish I could drink like a lady I can take one or two at the most Three and I'm under the table Four… — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
After all, what is your host's purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose,… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I suppose I'll be able to get a drink there... I told the stewardess liquor for three... Who are the other two?...Oh, there are… — Sean Connery Copy Share Image
The first two drinks were always wonderfully liberating. You think better. You're braver, and you'll say anything. If you could just hang in there… — Barry Hannah Copy Share Image
Finally ... You have accomplished your mission in going there tonight - you were 'seen,' and you furnished your host and hostess with the… — Letitia Baldrige Copy Share Image
I'd go into the pub and start crying even before I'd had my first drink. — Ricky Hatton Copy Share Image
We'd just shared the last beer and slung the empty can out the window at a stop sign and were just waiting back to… — Ken Kesey Copy Share Image
I'd go to a more civil party just to socialize, and I didn't know what to do with myself. So I drank a shot… — Kurt Vile Copy Share Image
There's little in taking or giving, There's little in water or wine: This living, this living, this living, Was never a project of mine.… — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
Hollywood is the one place on earth where you could die of encouragement. — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
“The two most beautiful words in the English language are 'check enclosed.” — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
Sometimes I think Ill give up trying, and just go completely Russian and sit on a stove and moan all day. — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it's so easy to be sweet to people before you love them. — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
Misfortune, and recited misfortune especially, can be prolonged to the point where it ceases to excite pity and arouses only irritation. — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
The sun's gone dim, and the moon's gone black. For I loved him, and he didn't love back. — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
There's a hell of a distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words. — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea; And love is a thing that can never go wrong; And I… — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
On Sundays, that's my pig out day and I do the pizza and the beer. — Victoria Silvstedt Copy Share Image
You're getting into some kind of shape, cop." Aw, come on, now." Butch grinned. "Don't let that shower we took go to your head."… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
I'm Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
I never was a crazy liquor drinker, and I don't like beer that much - though I keep the brews at home because my… — Danny Brown Copy Share Image
I'm 12 years sober, so I don't have beer! When I used to drink I really liked Bass Ale! — Kristin Davis Copy Share Image
I can get along great with the Hispanics. In fact, I sure would like to meet them, even the politicians, maybe in the back… — Joe Arpaio Copy Share Image
I was never able to have three of four beers. One's too many, and ten just ain't enough. Basically it's the way I've been… — John Daly Copy Share Image
This ball was so crowded that it took me - a trained professional journalist with vast experience in this area - forty five minutes… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
There's nothing better than having a bottle of beer in your hand in the waves. — Dave Grohl Copy Share Image
Good films are not made by accident, nor is good photography. You can have good things happen, on occasion, by accident that can be… — Gordon Willis Copy Share Image
