Beer Quotes

Draft beer, not people.

— Bob Dylan

“Beer now,bitch later.”

— Scott Lynch

Beer is good food

— Rita Rudner

Beer is nasty.

— Rob Gronkowski

I like beer.

— Brett Kavanaugh

Never ask for 'a beer.'

— Michael Jackson

I have a beer belly.

— Christy Turlington

“So beer is our bread?”

— Garret Keizer

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

— Kinky Friedman

What's a punk band? Hey, who's got a beer?

— Bon Scott

“I got a free beer for a $5 tip”

— Janet Evanovich

Remember, "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.

— Irwin Corey

I'm a big root beer guy.

— Dylan O'Brien

I work until beer o'clock.

— Stephen King

Religions change, but beer and wine remain

— Harvey Allen

It's a fair wind that blew men to ale.

— Washington Irving

I spend most of my money on beer, the rest I just waste.

— David White

“To me, beer tastes like piss. Maybe that's why I only enjoy it in the shower with my uncle.”

— Jarod Kintz

Across the troubled maelstrom of time, people always need a beer.

— Ellen Kushner

I think it's refreshing that someone on TV can admit they drink beer, eat meat, and wear fur.

— Teresa Giudice

You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are.

— Adolphus Busch

Give me oysters and beer, for dinner every day of the year, and I'll be fine...

— Jimmy Buffett

Ah, beer. The cause of and the solution to all of life's problems.

— Nikhil Saluja

To not know math is a severe limitation to understanding the world.

— Richard P. Feynman

Apparently, there is no bad economic turn a conservative cannot do unto his buddy in the working class, as long as cultural…

— Thomas Frank

When you decorate with neon beer lights, it's hard to create a class divide. So, the dive bar is an institution that…

— Sean Evans

After the game, I'm a completely different person. I drink some beers with friends and try to get my mind completely off…

— Jeremy Shockey

Passion, manners, and 80 ounces of beer will win the heart of any woman. And if it doesn't, you'll be too hammered…

— Christopher Titus

I want to go to a place where I can go to a football game, take off my shirt, paint my chest…

— Andrew Ferguson

Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean...Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.

— Gerard Way

The peak of being a fan is a hotdog and a beer and a seat at the game. There's nothing above that.…

— Jerry Seinfeld

If you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm. Beer is living proof that God…

— Benjamin Franklin

On MLB team flights, adult beverages are often enjoyed. Usually, the youngest, most wet-behind-the-ears players will be responsible for carrying the beer…

— Gabe Kapler

Every country must have its own devil. Welshland its own, and France its own. Our German devil will be a good wind-pipe,…

— Martin Luther

I consider myself a modern-day dad, where I still got rock'n'roll in me, but yet I take being a parent and relationships…

— Jim Breuer

Hana: What on Earth is a 'barbeque'? Hel: A primitive tribal ritual featuring paper plates, elbows, flying insects, encrusted meat, hush puppies,…

— Trevanian

I view tea drinking as a destroyer of health, an enfeebler of the frame, an en-genderer of effeminancy and laziness, a debaucher…

— William Cobbett

Ask any Ferrari, Porsche or Ray-Ban salesperson about their average customer and you will very likely hear that he is not, as…

— Richard Hammond

Isn't beer the holy libation of sincerity? The potion that dispels all hypocrisy, any charade of fine manners? The drink that does…

— Milan Kundera

“Nevertheless, four years later, at the end of August 2004, a Zogby poll discovered the critical fact that 57 percent of the…

— Charles P. Pierce