Beer Quotes · Page 3

He can compress the most words into the smallest ideas of any man I ever met.

— Abraham Lincoln

I just feel like, if I drink, I want to drink a case of beer and not two beers. Two beers doesn't…

— Chris Pratt

Gimme a pigfoot and a bottle of beer.

— Janis Joplin

The secret of drunkenness is, that it insulates us in thought, whilst it unites us in feeling.

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

I asked these Indians: "Do men ever make Chicha?" My question was met with gales of laughter. The women howled. Bent over…

— Alan D. Eames

Across the troubled maelstrom of time, people always need a beer.

— Ellen Kushner

Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.

— Groucho Marx

In my business, the cheaper the ticket price the better. I'd love for more consumers to walk into an amphitheater, park, have…

— Michael Rapino

All my life I just wanted to be a beatnik. Meet all the heavies, get stoned, get laid, have a good time.…

— Janis Joplin

When choosing the president of the United States and the leader of the free world, your desire to have a beer with…

— Kayleigh McEnany

If a man ordered a beer milkshake he'd better do it in a town where he wasn't known.

— John Steinbeck

I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker.

— Chelsea Handler

Are you watching the weather channel? There's a drunk-front coming in, with a chance of hang over.

— Anonymous

I do enjoy a beer. And a shot of vodka with some apple juice is what loosens me up before I go…

— Ladyhawke

You can never buy beer, you just rent it.

— Archie Bunker

I'm one who will go and have a beer with my pals on a Sunday afternoon. I'll go on a Friday night…

— Chris Wilder

I can't stand the smell of beer.

— Laila Rouass

Give me oysters and beer, for dinner every day of the year, and I'll be fine...

— Jimmy Buffett

The consumption of alcohol is increasing among youth. Targeting young audiences, advertisers portray beer and wine as joyful, socially desirable, and harmless.…

— Dallin H. Oaks

My love of horses began in College Park, with me and 10 friends on two couches and a keg of beer in…

— Kevin Plank

“When I get honest I admit that I am a bundle of paradoxes. I believe and I doubt, I hope and I…

— Brennan Manning

Does anybody have, a cold beer for Steve Austin?!??!!?

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

If she drinks beer, she's a keeper.

— Granger Smith

I like to go dancing, have a few beers. I like being alone, too. I have days where it's 'God, get me…

— Justine Bateman

It’s a Belgian beer, sweetie. Please tell me you’ve at least heard of it. (Blaine) Boy, I was born in Brussels and…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon