No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or so good as drink. — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
Saying you like beer for it's taste is the same as saying you like women for their brains. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If all else fails immortality can always be assured by adequate error. — John Kenneth Galbraith Copy Share Image
It is better to think of church in the ale-house than to think of the ale-house in church. — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
Keep winning and get to the postseason, I won 20 games and they just dumped one beer on my head. It feels… — Dontrelle Willis Copy Share Image
At my house, I have a wine and beer fridge. It's got everything. The beer is at 38 degrees, and the wine… — Molly Qerim Copy Share Image
Nanny Ogg could see the future in the froth on a beer mug. It invariably showed that she was going to enjoy… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do. — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
Wiseguy' is very demanding of an audience; you just can't sit back on the couch with a beer and zone out and… — Ken Wahl Copy Share Image
Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Give him a fishing lesson and he'll sit in a boat… — Alex Blackwell Copy Share Image
The great thing about golf - and this is the reason why a lot of health experts like me recommend it -… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
1lb beefstak, with 1pt bitter beer every 6 hours. 1 ten-mile walk every morning. 1 bed at 11 sharp every night. And… — Jerome K. Jerome Copy Share Image
“You know how you’re at a party and you pick up the wrong beer, and you know after one sip that it’s… — Rebecca Flowers Copy Share Image
And what makes me happy now has changed as well... Its one thing to play in a bar or at a biker… — Rick Derringer Copy Share Image
O.K." "Gee I'm glad." "Me too. I'm so sick of hot dogs and beer and apple pie with cheese on the side… — James M. Cain Copy Share Image
Do you even know what hammerd means?" I asked. "Something to do with drinking your American beer out of a hole in… — Jennifer Rardin Copy Share Image
I had been with a good friend, had a few beers, didn't bother to eat, went down to the hotel where the… — John Riggins Copy Share Image
The Rat, meanwhile, was busy examining the label on one of the beer-bottles. "I perceive this to be Old Burton," he remarked… — Kenneth Grahame Copy Share Image
I don't have a designated cheat day, I feel like you can get so dogmatic about that kind of stuff. I have… — Jacob Elordi Copy Share Image
I just naturally started to play music. My whole family played-my daddy played, my mother played. My daddy played bass, my cousin… — T-Bone Walker Copy Share Image
