“I sat up. Slowly. Between the belly dancing, the fire, the visit to Dave and it's aftermath, the night had taken its… — Jennifer Rardin Bad thing Copy Share Image
Unbelievable. After what just happened between us no, I don’t have any right. None at all. We’re barely a couple. We’re not… — Jennifer Rardin Cheat Copy Share Image
I like these boots," I told Vayl. "Do you think they'd sell them to me cheap? I keep ruining mine." "Since when… — Jennifer Rardin Amusement Copy Share Image
Jumping up and down is definitely sexy," Vayl assured me. "Would you like to do it two or three times right now… — Jennifer Rardin Business Copy Share Image
“Cassandra watched him go, slumping a little as the distance between them grew. "He was so nice." "Yeah." "And look at that… — Jennifer Rardin Copy Share Image
The padlock clicked open. A voice soundingoddly like South Parks's Cartman echoed through my quivering brain. Goddammit! — Jennifer Rardin Brain Copy Share Image
communication is such a two-edged sword for guys. On the one hand, they almost always mean what they say. Refreshing, I know.… — Jennifer Rardin Communication Copy Share Image
Okay, okay, backing off. Um, I suppose this would be a bad time to ask you to talk to Pete for me,… — Jennifer Rardin Bad time Copy Share Image
“WHAT?!" I felt the prickling along my scalp that signaled Big Anger. I wished I was the Queen of Hearts so I… — Jennifer Rardin Anger Copy Share Image
Have you dared to eat my son?" I laughed. Actually, it started out as more of a giggle that grew. Because my… — Jennifer Rardin Giggle Copy Share Image
Sometimes things would be so much simpler if you could just pull out your gun and shoot the bad guy. Reason number… — Jennifer Rardin Bad guy Copy Share Image
“I can't belly dance.' Yes, you can. It's in your fi--' Will you stop reading my goddamn file!” — Jennifer Rardin Belly dance Copy Share Image
Cole - I just thought of a new game. Jaz - What's that? Cole - Splat the Specter. Jaz - Rules? Cole… — Jennifer Rardin Aids Copy Share Image
So of course that was the moment my motherboard decided to do a short internal scan, throw up its hands, and screech,… — Jennifer Rardin Blood Copy Share Image
“Who brings baby pictures on an international flight?" I hissed. "If I'd wanted my bare ass paraded in front of all the… — Jennifer Rardin Humor Copy Share Image
When I bite you, it'll be because I want to make your toes curl and your hair stand on end. And you… — Jennifer Rardin Crutches Copy Share Image
I described the pyramid we'd found and waited for him to jump on the bandwagon. Unfortunately he's afraid of wagons. And bands. — Jennifer Rardin Band Copy Share Image
The white-haired wonder leading what had to, by now, be a blocks-long parade must've finally turned on her hearing aid. Because she… — Jennifer Rardin Aids Copy Share Image
Still enmeshed from the knees down, Vayl flopped off the cabinet before we realized he needed a hand down, falling fast and… — Jennifer Rardin Cabinets Copy Share Image
They hired us over the Internet, mailed us half the cash and promised the other half after we nailed the vampire." I… — Jennifer Rardin Cash Copy Share Image
We went to the door and I let Asha in. I expected an uberawkward moment when he and Vayl met. But Asha… — Jennifer Rardin Awkward moment Copy Share Image
Cool! Now I can steal some rich old coot's Ferrari and go fishing for marlin with the same piece of jewelry. — Jennifer Rardin Ferrari Copy Share Image
Sounds good. Drive safe." He sighed, knowing I really meant, "Take care of my Mercedes. — Jennifer Rardin Care Copy Share Image
Seriously?" I shrugged. "He can't suspect much if every time we're alone instead of talking I have my way with him." Cole… — Jennifer Rardin Eye Copy Share Image
“As I was leaving, a door opened and a man looked out. I got the feeling we were having a mutual oh-crap-you're-not-supposed-to-see-me… — Jennifer Rardin Copy Share Image
