“Then I got this image of my big toe, painted bright red, suddenly developing a face and a hot Southern temper to… — Jennifer Rardin Jaz-parks Copy Share Image
I described the pyramid we'd found and waited for him to jump on the bandwagon. Unfortunately he's afraid of wagons. And bands. — Jennifer Rardin Band Copy Share Image
I’d smack you over the head with it so hard your bell would still be ringing for Church next Saturday night. ~… — Jennifer Rardin Bells Copy Share Image
Do you even know what hammerd means?" I asked. "Something to do with drinking your American beer out of a hole in… — Jennifer Rardin Beer Copy Share Image
That's what I'd call him if he was my dog. Jacket-humper. Kinda had a ring to it. Although it seemed a little… — Jennifer Rardin Animal Copy Share Image
When I bite you, it'll be because I want to make your toes curl and your hair stand on end. And you… — Jennifer Rardin Bite Copy Share Image
So... you're an assassin?" Dave asked incredulously. "Why do I feel like you'd have used the same tone if I'd just confessed… — Jennifer Rardin Assassins Copy Share Image
“Whatever happened to 'Hey, how are you?' 'Long time, no see.' Apparently you don't have to observe the rules of etiquette when… — Jennifer Rardin Long time Copy Share Image
The white-haired wonder leading what had to, by now, be a blocks-long parade must've finally turned on her hearing aid. Because she… — Jennifer Rardin Aids Copy Share Image
We went to the door and I let Asha in. I expected an uberawkward moment when he and Vayl met. But Asha… — Jennifer Rardin Awkward moment Copy Share Image
“I pictured Cupid sitting in a crappy little bar, drunk and depressed, while he moaned to the bartender, "That Jasmine Parks, gods… — Jennifer Rardin Cupid Copy Share Image
Seriously?" I shrugged. "He can't suspect much if every time we're alone instead of talking I have my way with him." Cole… — Jennifer Rardin Asked Copy Share Image
He stepped colser. Looked deep into my eyes. Hesitated a millisecond, and then dove in. "I think I'm falling in love with… — Jennifer Rardin Be good Copy Share Image
Cole - I just thought of a new game. Jaz - What's that? Cole - Splat the Specter. Jaz - Rules? Cole… — Jennifer Rardin Aids Copy Share Image
Oh my God, this can't be happening!" I cried. "What?" "Mopeds? Those are the wheels Pete gives us? I knew he was… — Jennifer Rardin Car Copy Share Image
Okay, okay, backing off. Um, I suppose this would be a bad time to ask you to talk to Pete for me,… — Jennifer Rardin Bad time Copy Share Image
“It's vampire Barbie" ……….. "get a load of this," I said, " perfect makeup, perfect nails, perfect figure --- it makes me… — Jennifer Rardin Killed Copy Share Image
It must've been Albert's military background, because man, when he dropped a bomb the entire country shook. I was still jittery as… — Jennifer Rardin Alaska Copy Share Image
Are you suggesting we pull a little good cop, bad cop scenario on him? And You're even letting me be the bad… — Jennifer Rardin Company Copy Share Image
For instance, dragons are deeply revered by the Chinese. According to legend they have megapowers that include weather control and life creation.… — Jennifer Rardin Benevolent Copy Share Image
I like these boots," I told Vayl. "Do you think they'd sell them to me cheap? I keep ruining mine." "Since when… — Jennifer Rardin Amusement Copy Share Image
Excellent." As soon as Bergman left earshot Vayl said, "I am going to buy you some pom-poms and a short pleated skirt-"… — Jennifer Rardin Bergman Copy Share Image
It looks as if I was thinking what you were thinking." "Actually, you weren't. I was really thinking I needed to ask… — Jennifer Rardin Eyebrows Copy Share Image
They hired us over the Internet, mailed us half the cash and promised the other half after we nailed the vampire." I… — Jennifer Rardin Cash Copy Share Image
