So... you're an assassin?" Dave asked incredulously. "Why do I feel like you'd have used the same tone if I'd just confessed… — Jennifer Rardin Assassins Copy Share Image
Excellent." As soon as Bergman left earshot Vayl said, "I am going to buy you some pom-poms and a short pleated skirt-"… — Jennifer Rardin Bergman Copy Share Image
Besides my professional goals, I have a couple of private ones, my man. One of those is to pet a kangaroo before… — Jennifer Rardin Animal Copy Share Image
“Is your butt buzzing?" Cole, you have the worst timing! I jerked upright, tring to pull my phone out of my pocket… — Jennifer Rardin Humor Copy Share Image
All you can do is hang in there and hope you don't get motion sickness and puke all over the newspapers. — Jennifer Rardin Can do Copy Share Image
“It turned out that wandering aimlessly wasn’t the best way to find a pack of werewolves. But stopping and sharing a quiet… — Jennifer Rardin Time Copy Share Image
Cassandra,” he said, “I hope you know that poaching Muppets is illegal in this country. — Jennifer Rardin Country Copy Share Image
“Hot.” The last word, barely a whisper, lost itself in my hair as he pressed his lips to that spot just below… — Jennifer Rardin Jaz-parks Copy Share Image
Are you suggesting we pull a little good cop, bad cop scenario on him? And You're even letting me be the bad… — Jennifer Rardin Company Copy Share Image
It looks as if I was thinking what you were thinking." "Actually, you weren't. I was really thinking I needed to ask… — Jennifer Rardin Eyebrows Copy Share Image
“Then I got this image of my big toe, painted bright red, suddenly developing a face and a hot Southern temper to… — Jennifer Rardin Jaz-parks Copy Share Image
“And yet I sense you would cheerfully slam my head against the wall if you thought you could get away with it.… — Jennifer Rardin Copy Share Image
You got a problem?" he drawled, obviously expecting me to pee my pants before falling to the ground and groveling like an… — Jennifer Rardin Approach Copy Share Image
Oh my God, this can't be happening!" I cried. "What?" "Mopeds? Those are the wheels Pete gives us? I knew he was… — Jennifer Rardin Car Copy Share Image
Do you even know what hammerd means?" I asked. "Something to do with drinking your American beer out of a hole in… — Jennifer Rardin Beer Copy Share Image
“It's vampire Barbie" ……….. "get a load of this," I said, " perfect makeup, perfect nails, perfect figure --- it makes me… — Jennifer Rardin Marriage Copy Share Image
He stepped colser. Looked deep into my eyes. Hesitated a millisecond, and then dove in. "I think I'm falling in love with… — Jennifer Rardin Be good Copy Share Image
“Your father sounds frightening," Trayton said. "He once made a general cry." "No." "I shit you not. The guy had to retire… — Jennifer Rardin Humor Copy Share Image
Apparently you don't have to observe the Rules of Etiquette when reuniting with a muderous spouse. — Jennifer Rardin Etiquette Copy Share Image
I am driving an unfamiliar vehicle down a narrow road I've never seen before. Do you really want to be pissing me… — Jennifer Rardin Driving Copy Share Image
Now he looked at the classic parked on the street and admitted, “I bought it soon after we met. I… had hoped… — Jennifer Rardin Chance Copy Share Image
I'm just being practial. I knew someday I might have to bare my throat to you. Pete and I discussed that very… — Jennifer Rardin Asking Copy Share Image
That's what I'd call him if he was my dog. Jacket-humper. Kinda had a ring to it. Although it seemed a little… — Jennifer Rardin Dog Copy Share Image
