Country Quote by Jennifer Rardin

“I sat up. Slowly. Between the belly dancing, the fire, the visit to Dave and it's aftermath, the night had taken its toll. You…

— Jennifer Rardin

Unbelievable. After what just happened between us no, I don’t have any right. None at all. We’re barely a couple. We’re not even sleeping…

— Jennifer Rardin

I like these boots," I told Vayl. "Do you think they'd sell them to me cheap? I keep ruining mine." "Since when do you…

— Jennifer Rardin

Jumping up and down is definitely sexy," Vayl assured me. "Would you like to do it two or three times right now before we…

— Jennifer Rardin

“Cassandra watched him go, slumping a little as the distance between them grew. "He was so nice." "Yeah." "And look at that butt." I…

— Jennifer Rardin

The padlock clicked open. A voice soundingoddly like South Parks's Cartman echoed through my quivering brain. Goddammit!

— Jennifer Rardin

communication is such a two-edged sword for guys. On the one hand, they almost always mean what they say. Refreshing, I know. On the…

— Jennifer Rardin

Okay, okay, backing off. Um, I suppose this would be a bad time to ask you to talk to Pete for me, you know,…

— Jennifer Rardin

“WHAT?!" I felt the prickling along my scalp that signaled Big Anger. I wished I was the Queen of Hearts so I could just…

— Jennifer Rardin

Have you dared to eat my son?" I laughed. Actually, it started out as more of a giggle that grew. Because my mind went…

— Jennifer Rardin

Sometimes things would be so much simpler if you could just pull out your gun and shoot the bad guy. Reason number seventeen why…

— Jennifer Rardin

“I can't belly dance.' Yes, you can. It's in your fi--' Will you stop reading my goddamn file!”

— Jennifer Rardin