I will allow myself to sleep in until 9 A.M. on the weekends. — Phoebe Robinson Allow Copy Share Image
I've experienced harassment. I've had male comedians be very inappropriate. — Phoebe Robinson Comedians Copy Share Image
Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore are two of the most charming A-listers in Hollywood. — Phoebe Robinson Adam Copy Share Image
I like hot people being hot. How else do you explain my high school infatuation with Ricky Martin in all his shirtless… — Phoebe Robinson Glory Copy Share Image
I was a funny kid growing up, and I did improv in college and went to Pratt Institute, but I did it… — Phoebe Robinson College Copy Share Image
Typically, in New York, there are so many comics on a single lineup that you can only do eight minutes. — Phoebe Robinson Comic Copy Share Image
One of the things I love about 'Idol' besides the drama, the backstories, and the crazy arrangements on popular songs is the… — Phoebe Robinson Auditions Copy Share Image
I never really thought of comedy as a career. My goal was, when I moved to New York, I was going to… — Phoebe Robinson Career Copy Share Image
It is utterly asinine that people continually go to comedy shows without bothering to see if their sensibilities line up with the… — Phoebe Robinson Comedy Copy Share Image
If the guy does not treat you with love and respect, does not cease-and-desist with all the game playing, is not willing… — Phoebe Robinson Bad Copy Share Image
I know the world is pretty intense, but in my opinion, there's nothing more perilous than being a teenager and watching a… — Phoebe Robinson Comedy Copy Share Image
I'll be the first to admit it: I love fluff. Whether it's watching 'America's Next Top Model' or listening to dance pop… — Phoebe Robinson Fluff Copy Share Image
For me personally, I was just worried that transitioning from a podcast, which is a very intimate sort of experience - people… — Phoebe Robinson Being Copy Share Image
I want to have an empire. I like being in front of the camera, performing - but I would like to get… — Phoebe Robinson Being Copy Share Image
I never really watched much stand-up growing up. I just was not really that into it. But I can say I honestly… — Phoebe Robinson Growing up Copy Share Image
I think, at the end of the day, you have to decide what you want. Do you want to be famous? Do… — Phoebe Robinson Career Copy Share Image
Normally, I'd believe that the saying 'There's no small parts, only small actors' is a load of crock because, more often than… — Phoebe Robinson Believe Copy Share Image
The great thing about being a standard-issue, straight white person is you have so much time. Gay people, people of color, we… — Phoebe Robinson Gay Copy Share Image
People like to pretend that all women have the same experience or that all gay people have the same experience. But everyone's… — Phoebe Robinson Experience Copy Share Image
“I don’t know about your parental units, but mine really have it together when it comes to laundry. They have it together… — Phoebe Robinson Food Copy Share Image
“But some people don’t want to believe that, because if varying degrees of blackness become normalized, then that means society has to… — Phoebe Robinson Black people Copy Share Image
Making tough decisions that may make someone unhappy is something to get good at doing. — Phoebe Robinson Choice Copy Share Image
I'm really into short-story collections and essays; they're my jam. — Phoebe Robinson Collections Copy Share Image
