The women doing comedy do not even think of themselves as 'female' comedians. — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I've experienced harassment. I've had male comedians be very inappropriate. — Phoebe Robinson Copy Share Image
I just respected comedians whether they were or they weren't, from, you know, new or old. — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy. — Ron White Copy Share Image
When you hang around a lot of comedians long enough, you realize there's a certain gene, in every comedian. It's why we… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
The biggest threat to any politician is an artist. Comedians unleashed can do a great deal of damage. David Letterman can do… — Michael Moriarty Copy Share Image
I never was obsessed with comedians. When I was a little, little boy, I'd watch, like, George Carlin on 'Dinah Shore.' — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
You go to any Jay-Z concert, and he plays his hits. Comedians don't have hits. You have to have a whole brand-new… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
If you know me, I don't live in this dismal world. I mean, I like to have fun. My friends are comedians. — Linda Blair Copy Share Image
I'm labeled a comedic actor, which is awesome. But I love getting the occasional dramatic role, too. Some of your best dramatic… — Jim O'Heir Copy Share Image
It's famous that comedians have a very dark personal state of mind. I think, in my case, it's the same. The only… — Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu Copy Share Image
Comedians are great at laughing at themselves, we really are. We mock everyone else and we can take it as well. — Paul Whitehouse Copy Share Image
The Earth will be around for a long time before you have a funnier president than Obama. He has a stand-up's cadence… — Seth Meyers Copy Share Image
Everything will be seen on your computer or BlackBerry or whatever devices we will be seeing in the future. Comedians will put… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
Part of the problem of comedians doing specials every year - when the masters do it, it's like, 'Okay, I guess, go… — Moshe Kasher Copy Share Image
What I love about comedians is their instinct is always to go against the grain. Their whole existence is pointing out the… — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
Magicians are definitely more arrogant. They're kind of like "Abra Kadabra, you're an idiot," they don't let you in on the joke.… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
A lot of comedians, when they have a bad gig, will blame everything but themselves. They'll blame the crowd, or the room… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think 'Lost in Space' certainly shifted from being an ensemble adventure series about a family facing the unknown alien environment to… — Bill Mumy Copy Share Image
I think that laughter is very close to terror and horror. Maybe that's just me, but that sort of all - over… — Jennifer Lynch Copy Share Image
“Comedians in their infancy are generally selfish, irresponsible, emotionally retarded, morally dubious, substance-addicted animals who live out of boxes and milk crates.… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I was bad at sports and picked last every day. I couldn't quite figure out what my role was in the social… — Judd Apatow Copy Share Image
Some street jokes are just timeless. There's an old street joke about comedians. The joke is that a beautiful girl comes up… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
I have a very high respect for professional comedians. What they do astonishes me. You have to be really smart and absorb… — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
Comedians, such as yourself, Jon Stewart and others, are a valuable supplement, and here's why: Good journalism at its best frequently speaks… — Dan Rather Copy Share Image
A friend of mine is trying to do a documentary where he brings Jewish and Arab comedians to occupied territories in Israel.… — Harold Ramis Copy Share Image
The personal boundaries, I think for comedians they're a little bit different anyway, but I think people - feel free to do… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
“Comrades, we are going to try to cheer you up, and our sense of humor will help us in this endeavor, although… — Rudolph Herzog Copy Share Image
