Ever looked at your best friend and wonder: Why the hell aren't we comedians? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think for comedians, acting is their natural progression. It's all about progression. — Russell Peters Copy Share Image
Some of the best ideas I've gotten for my act have come from comedians and not magicians. — Andrew Mayne Copy Share Image
My favorite comedians were Jimmy Durante, George Burns, senior citizens. — Joseph Bologna Copy Share Image
My favorite comedians are just presenting an argument, and they're doing it in a funny way. — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
A lot of comedians are really funny onstage, but they can't do a podcast. — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
Comedians, we just love picking on each other, and it just makes me feel at home. — Melissa Villasenor Copy Share Image
Comedians dissect jokes all the time. Comedians are beautiful structuralists. But ultimately it's an athletic endeavor. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
For 'Pariah,' people were surprised Kim Wayans was there, but comedians have a dark streak; they're comedians for a reason. — Dee Rees Copy Share Image
Comedians don't have a monopoly on suffering. But creative people are sometimes fortunate enough to be able to incorporate their most traumatic… — Matt Lucas Copy Share Image
You could have a room full of the best comedians in the world and, for some reason, Chris Farley would take the… — Jo Koy Copy Share Image
There is this false perception that comedians can never be serious. It's like from like the era of court jesters. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I mean, all alternative comedy is are comedians that have being doing it for so long, for so long, that they were… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
I suppose I'll do my dramatic turn that comedians do at some point, I'll do my 'Patch Adams' or what not. — Janelle James Copy Share Image
Comedians get jokes offered to them, rock stars get women and underwear thrown onstage, and I get guys that want to take… — Les Claypool Copy Share Image
I think that laughter is very close to terror and horror. Maybe that's just me, but that sort of all - over… — Jennifer Lynch Copy Share Image
Where are the exhortations for children to reject the self-defeating stereotypes that reduce black people to violent, oversexed 'gangstas,' minstrel show comedians… — Juan Williams Copy Share Image
I didn't really like the aloneness of doing stand-up. The comedians by nature weren't very - I mean, they were sociable, but… — Steve Buscemi Copy Share Image
All the people I looked up to - Roseanne, Tim Allen, and Jerry Seinfeld - were stand-up comedians who used humor to… — Retta Copy Share Image
A lot of people, especially comedians, just feel like, 'Oh, I can be charming and whatever, and have fun, and everybody is… — Terry Crews Copy Share Image
Some comedians are silly or goofy or straight joke writers who avoid anything subversive or political. Others are drawn to it. The… — Ted Alexandro Copy Share Image
I think when I was young, let's call it high school, and even before that, I just loved comedy, and I loved… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
You can see that the successful comedians who have come from New Zealand, like Flight of the Conchords, they had the time… — Rose Matafeo Copy Share Image
The personal boundaries, I think for comedians they're a little bit different anyway, but I think people - feel free to do… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
“Comrades, we are going to try to cheer you up, and our sense of humor will help us in this endeavor, although… — Rudolph Herzog Copy Share Image
This is going to sound pretentious, but I like comedy that addresses something I find either worrisome or interesting in my life.… — Zach Woods Copy Share Image
Comedians dissect jokes all the time. Comedians are beautiful structuralists. But ultimately it's an athletic endeavor. You have to be able to… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
The light. The light is so bright that all that remains is you and the darkness. You can feel the audience breathing.… — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
Growing up, I didn't know anything about comedy and didn't know anything about comedians or what standup was. I grew up in… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
