“I don’t think being a comedian gives you any fucking insight into what makes people laugh.” — craig ferguson Copy Share Image
You know the quickest way to get comedians to hate you? Do Letterman at age 24. — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
When you see a comedian on stage, the best comedians make it feel like a conversation. But it's not. We have very… — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share Image
When I did 'Bremner, Bird and Fortune' I think it was accepted that comedians can contest the arguments just as well as… — Rory Bremner Copy Share Image
It's always impressive when talented comedians are easy laughers or generous with their laughs. — Hank Azaria Copy Share Image
As comedians, we are all laughing because life is so horrible. Life is so difficult, and I cope with it by making… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
“COMEDIAN: [...] What is it you do for a living? HECKLER: I mind my own business. COMEDIAN: Self-employed, eh? No really, what… — J. Ross Clara Copy Share Image
I'm a comedian, and the other comedians are played by comedians, the same way that in 'Once' there are the musicians that… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
The actors that inspire me are the comedians and the people able to shape-shift into different roles and into different media. — Gugu Mbatha-Raw Copy Share Image
I grew up loving David Letterman and Pee-wee Herman, but as far as live performance comedy, all I knew were the Jerry… — Scott Aukerman Copy Share Image
Here's what I'm afraid of. I know a lot of comedians, friends of mine, who just got into the 'Doesn't matter what… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
Having other comedians complimenting my work is the biggest accolade that I can get. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Blacks on prime-time TV are only portrayed as comedians - and often in no better a light than 'Amos & Andy.' — Don Cornelius Copy Share Image
When we go to see comedians or funny movies, they don't address the wall behind them; they face us. This is why… — Doug TenNapel Copy Share Image
If writers, like comedians or singers, could only hear themselves bombing as they worked, it's likely that certain books would be cut… — Walter Kirn Copy Share Image
I was always the class clown; I made my family laugh, and that was when I was always happiest. I grew up… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Tons of comedians have said, 'I grew up learning from Bill Cosby. He's great.' But that respect doesn't mean much to the… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I'm not like most comedians. I don't deal with just heckles - I'm also dealing with threats and anger. Here I am,… — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share Image
I think that sometimes only comedians can reach the peaks of tragedy. — Roberto Benigni Copy Share Image
I don't want to offend people and I don't want to be mean, but social commentary and comedy for me are part… — Alanis Morissette Copy Share Image
I am not a natural show-off. Some of the monster comedians are terrifyingly assured, and I don't have that, and that's held… — Dominic Holland Copy Share Image
“A comedian is better than a politician; at least there is no doubt.” — Bangambiki Habyarimana Copy Share Image
I think, first of all, I don't think people understand Ice Cube's body of work. Ice Cube is a, and I hate… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
