A performer, that's what I am, only I can perform in different areas. — Keith Allen Am Copy Share Image
Without history we are nothing, so it's worth finding out something about it. — Keith Allen Finding Copy Share Image
Give me some grilled halloumi and a bit of hummus to snack on, and I'm in heaven. — Keith Allen Give Copy Share Image
I guess there's a part of me that loves institutionalism. And borstal is tailor-made for you to buck against. It was perfect. — Keith Allen Against Copy Share Image
In the summer, 80 per cent of what I eat comes from my allotment. I grow everything from beetroots and leeks to… — Keith Allen Allotment Copy Share Image
We are governed by consumerism and it's terrible when that is all that life is geared to. — Keith Allen Consumerism Copy Share Image
If the press can take the easy option, they will. To them, I'm always 'the wild man.' — Keith Allen Always Copy Share Image
The Internet is a global lavatory wall, a Rabelaisian mixture of truth, lies, insanity and humour. — Keith Allen Global Copy Share Image
It's much easier being a father to girls. Boys are just horrible. Then girls come into their own around 12 when they're… — Keith Allen Being Copy Share Image
I hate technically constructed actors. In fact, I hate anything technically constructed, unless it's a bridge. — Keith Allen Anything Copy Share Image
Unlike virtually everyone else, I know how to work a room. That comes in pretty handy. If you're not getting any laughs,… — Keith Allen Everyone Copy Share Image
I am certain things to certain generations. Lots of people remember me from the 'Comic Strip,' there was the 'Vindaloo' song for… — Keith Allen Comic strip Copy Share Image
People using a public platform to further their own personal agenda, I think that's immoral. You have no right to do that.… — Keith Allen Great Copy Share Image
You can't learn how to have presence. I walk into a room and people say 'I wonder where he's been?' When other… — Keith Allen Learn Copy Share Image
I started out in comedy gigging and scraping a living together, and eventually worked up to doing shows at the Comedy Store… — Keith Allen Comedy Copy Share Image
I don't suffer from what I believe a lot of actors suffer from, in that they have to do certain things to… — Keith Allen Actor Copy Share Image
I've been on the edge of everything, like one of those characters at the side of a Brueghel painting with a warty… — Keith Allen Culture Copy Share Image
I can't have wet wool next to my skin because it really affects it. — Keith Allen Because Copy Share Image
I'm very good at pretending to be subservient; I'm really good at it. — Keith Allen Good Copy Share Image
I loathe the very thought of airports and also airlines taking as much from you as possible and giving very little back. — Keith Allen Back Copy Share Image
I don't want to be loved. No interest in being loved whatsoever. Actually, I don't mind being misunderstood either. — Keith Allen Interest Copy Share Image
Jeremy Corbyn... love him. Right person, right time. He's like a poultice, drawing Blairite disease out of the Labour party. — Keith Allen Drawing Copy Share Image
I'm very old fashioned. I'm from an era where your phone is in the house so if you are pottering in the… — Keith Allen House Copy Share Image
I only did the comedy thing because I just thought I could do it better than anyone else at the time. And… — Keith Allen Better Copy Share Image
The act of littering annoys me more than anything, particularly drivers who throw stuff out of the car window. — Keith Allen Anything Copy Share Image
There must be something about me and teeth when I'm filming abroad, I don't have a lot of luck. — Keith Allen About Copy Share Image
