I don't want to be loved. No interest in being loved whatsoever. Actually, I don't mind being misunderstood either. — Keith Allen Interest Copy Share Image
I hate technically constructed actors. In fact, I hate anything technically constructed, unless it's a bridge. — Keith Allen Anything Copy Share Image
All actors will tell you that baddies are where the money is because they stick in people's minds. — Keith Allen Money Copy Share Image
I only did the comedy thing because I just thought I could do it better than anyone else at the time. And… — Keith Allen Better Copy Share Image
I've been on the edge of everything, like one of those characters at the side of a Brueghel painting with a warty… — Keith Allen Culture Copy Share Image
If the press can take the easy option, they will. To them, I'm always 'the wild man.' — Keith Allen Always Copy Share Image
I'm delighted that the BBC has given me the chance to delve into the murky world of 'The Body Farm.' — Keith Allen Body Copy Share Image
The Internet is a global lavatory wall, a Rabelaisian mixture of truth, lies, insanity and humour. — Keith Allen Global Copy Share Image
I'm very old fashioned. I'm from an era where your phone is in the house so if you are pottering in the… — Keith Allen House Copy Share Image
We are governed by consumerism and it's terrible when that is all that life is geared to. — Keith Allen Consumerism Copy Share Image
I am certain things to certain generations. Lots of people remember me from the 'Comic Strip,' there was the 'Vindaloo' song for… — Keith Allen Comic strip Copy Share Image
There's more violence in one football game than there is in an entire hockey season, and nobody ever talks about that. — Keith Allen Ball game Copy Share Image
Jeremy Corbyn... love him. Right person, right time. He's like a poultice, drawing Blairite disease out of the Labour party. — Keith Allen Drawing Copy Share Image
I loathe the very thought of airports and also airlines taking as much from you as possible and giving very little back. — Keith Allen Back Copy Share Image
The act of littering annoys me more than anything, particularly drivers who throw stuff out of the car window. — Keith Allen Anything Copy Share Image
A performer, that's what I am, only I can perform in different areas. — Keith Allen Am Copy Share Image
It's much easier being a father to girls. Boys are just horrible. Then girls come into their own around 12 when they're… — Keith Allen Being Copy Share Image
