Give me some grilled halloumi and a bit of hummus to snack on, and I'm in heaven. — Keith Allen Give Copy Share Image
People using a public platform to further their own personal agenda, I think that's immoral. You have no right to do that.… — Keith Allen Great Copy Share Image
I have no ambition whatsoever. I don't know whether that's because I'm afraid of losing, or of failure - of not being… — Keith Allen Ambition Copy Share Image
You can't learn how to have presence. I walk into a room and people say 'I wonder where he's been?' When other… — Keith Allen Learn Copy Share Image
I can't have wet wool next to my skin because it really affects it. — Keith Allen Because Copy Share Image
I don't suffer from what I believe a lot of actors suffer from, in that they have to do certain things to… — Keith Allen Actor Copy Share Image
Women want to be entertained. They want value for money from a man. You have to have the whole package. — Keith Allen Entertained Copy Share Image
I'm very good at pretending to be subservient; I'm really good at it. — Keith Allen Good Copy Share Image
Without history we are nothing, so it's worth finding out something about it. — Keith Allen Finding Copy Share Image
Unlike virtually everyone else, I know how to work a room. That comes in pretty handy. If you're not getting any laughs,… — Keith Allen Everyone Copy Share Image
In the summer, 80 per cent of what I eat comes from my allotment. I grow everything from beetroots and leeks to… — Keith Allen Apples Copy Share Image
I started out in comedy gigging and scraping a living together, and eventually worked up to doing shows at the Comedy Store… — Keith Allen Life Copy Share Image
I guess there's a part of me that loves institutionalism. And borstal is tailor-made for you to buck against. It was perfect. — Keith Allen Against Copy Share Image
There must be something about me and teeth when I'm filming abroad, I don't have a lot of luck. — Keith Allen About Copy Share Image
My mother was Welsh and I loved going to Wales every summer, where Uncle Les had a farm. My mother had seven… — Keith Allen Family Copy Share Image
I'm primarily an actor and only make documentaries when I see a story others have missed. — Keith Allen Actor Copy Share Image
If you look at the people in the Occupy and tax-evading movements, they come from all walks of life and have embraced… — Keith Allen 1970s Copy Share Image
I have never ever hung out with actors and comedians. I can't stand it. — Keith Allen Comedians Copy Share Image
