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Guy Branum

(1975) Screenwriter

26 quotes in 179 categories

Guy Branum is a screenwriter.

Quick Facts About Guy Branum

Born: November 12, 1975
Profession: Screenwriter

About Guy Branum

[Wikidata] American actor and comedian... | [Wikipedia] Guy Branum is an American actor, comedian, and writer. He was a regular panelist on Chelsea Lately on the E! network, and host of the podcast Pop Rocket on the Maximum Fun network and TruTV's Talk Show the Game Show. He co-starred in the movie Bros. He appeared as a contestant on the game show Jeopa

Quotes by Guy Branum

When I did find guys with whom I was very sexually compatible, trying to figure out how romance worked... when you're a…

Compatible

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I'm excited for the new crop of gay comics who have never been closeted, who never thought that they needed to put…

Crops

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When you're a kid, you think, "Well, I will grow up and I will get a wife and we will have kids…

Different

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I am a unique boutique product, I'm not for everybody.

Products

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Not a lot of gay guys end up coming to alt-comedy-ish shows. They like all these '80s shimmer shows, or they like…

80s

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One of the nice things about being me is you show up in a town, you meet somebody interesting and entertaining, and…

48 hours

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The weird thing is when you're a gay guy my age, I spent so much of my life just thinking I was…

Age

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Self-confidence is a terrible, terrible thing; it's also the most attractive thing.

Attractive

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I think that women have a construction of their sexuality put on them from a very young age that says exclusivity is…

Age

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I probably should work harder on relationships, but I don't, and there's not the same kind of imperative as when you have…

Being together

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I am not a huge fan of being around people all the time. I really like being able to leave people.

Able

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While I was doing shitty little bar shows in the Central Valley in 2004, I was being out and helping people realize…

Bars

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It's very important to older male homosexuality in Los Angeles to have a pool, so that cute boys will come to your…

Boys

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Deeply in my heart, do I want to believe that there is that special guy that is for me. Yes, absolutely.

Believe

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The person I have sex with doesn't necessarily need to have primacy in my life.

Life

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At the same time, we can't blame comedians for taking time to learn. Any critic of comedy who believes that he has…

Believe

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I'm just figuring out being able to understand that it's cool for me to date, and have guys be interested in me,…

Able

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We live in a world of media that are constantly telling us it is only the shape of your body that matters…

Attractive

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All I want out of music is to think to myself, this could be in a makeover montage.

Makeovers

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I really like that homosexuality is a little bit of an existential puzzle.

Bits

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The wonderful thing about a TV show is if you get picked up for another season, there's no happily ever after.

Ever after

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I think it's our job to be happy and find happiness for ourselves.

Finding happiness

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Gay people, we die in all the movies, like we almost always die in the movie, because that's what you can do…

Baby

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A nice thing about being 40 is that you're not a kid about your understanding of sex or sexuality anymore.

Kids

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It is easier to be gay at this very moment than it was five minutes ago. It is just constantly getting better,…

Easier

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