Comedian Quote by Allen Toussaint

The Earth will be around for a long time before you have a funnier president than Obama. He has a stand-up's cadence and the…

— Seth Meyers

All the people I looked up to - Roseanne, Tim Allen, and Jerry Seinfeld - were stand-up comedians who used humor to get TV…

— Retta

Just from my own experience, a lot of the comedians I used to work with were miserable in their actual lives. I think you…

— Eric Bana

It used to be trained professionals doing animation and they were great. Now they have celebrities and famous actors doing the voices, but that…

— John Leguizamo

I've just had some bad news. Tomorrow is the mother in law's funeral. And she's cancelled it.

— Les Dawson

As one whose husband and mother-in-law have died the victims of murder and assassination, I stand firmly and unequivocally opposed to the death penalty…

— Coretta Scott King

If someone should ask, "how should an Opposition function?" the best answer would be, "in the manner of a traditional mother-in-law who watches the…

— Anonymous

What can you say about a man, who on Mother's Day sends flowers to his mother-in-law, with a note thanking her for making him…

— Nancy Reagan

When you've got little kids, and you're tucking them in. When you open a door and they're in their pajamas and they're, you know,…

— Barack Obama

There is scarcely room for doubt that something in the psychological relation of a mother-in-law to a son-in-law breeds hostility between them and makes…

— Sigmund Freud

My mother-in-law was so mean she blinded herself just to get a free dog.

— Gary Delaney

I suppose, mother-in-laws are frightening figures. Especially, more so for mother-in-laws to be.

— Sonia Gandhi