The only difference between a comedian and someone else? We need to make people laugh more. — Greg Davies Comedian Copy Share Image
Humour is learned behaviour, and I know exactly why I learned to be funny. I did it from a very early age.… — Greg Davies Age Copy Share Image
I came into comedy to make people laugh. If the fact that I can't stop eating Hobnobs in any way helps, I'm… — Greg Davies Celebrate Copy Share Image
I was a drama teacher, so I had the opportunity to show off in front of a captive audience. I essentially did… — Greg Davies Drama Copy Share Image
Anything my dad says about what I say about him, I can remind him of ten examples where he publicly humiliated me.… — Greg Davies Anything Copy Share Image
If you're funny and working in education, I think the perception is that you're either inspirational or awful. So which was I?… — Greg Davies Education Copy Share Image
My dad is the funniest human being I've ever met in my life - for years, I'd watch him hold court in… — Greg Davies Amazing Copy Share Image
I am not a father, and the only children that I get close to are my nieces. — Greg Davies Children Copy Share Image
In standup, the feedback is instantaneous, and if it fails, you know you'll be off-stage and hiding in a short time. — Greg Davies Feedback Copy Share Image
It's an irony that with the physical decline of age comes more mental wellbeing. It's life's cruel trick. You've settled down as… — Greg Davies Age Copy Share Image
As a young ma,n I was an absolute idiot. I think my exes would say I was a likeable baby. I had… — Greg Davies Bedroom Copy Share Image
When you're trying to enter something as intimidating as comedy, starting out with a support network of likeminded people is a powerful… — Greg Davies Humor Copy Share Image
People often tell me that they have no idea how I can do standup. The idea of trying to make a large… — Greg Davies Developing Copy Share Image
I got to the stage where I physically couldn't carry on unless I gave comedy a go: it was necessity. — Greg Davies Comedy Copy Share Image
As far as characters are concerned, Alan Partridge makes me wet myself. I'm currently reading the book and have started talking like… — Greg Davies Book Copy Share Image
My greatest weakness is... food. If it looks like it's going to taste nice, it goes in my face - simple as… — Greg Davies Face Copy Share Image
It's a strange thing when someone passes away. It's always when you're not expecting it that you're affected by it. When we… — Greg Davies Always Copy Share Image
I had a great time as a teacher, but I was just treading water, as a lot of us do. — Greg Davies Great Copy Share Image
Me and my sister made up a game called 'Milky Cow'. We were on holiday in France when I was 12, and… — Greg Davies Cow Copy Share Image
Kids are great. They are endlessly fascinating and bizarre. But I also think that if I had left them on their own… — Greg Davies Children Copy Share Image
My dad always told me that, as far as he's concerned, I can do whatever I choose in life as long as… — Greg Davies Bad Copy Share Image
I've never disguised the fact that I wasn't happy in teaching. But the reason was that I wanted to do comedy. I… — Greg Davies Comedy Copy Share Image
Carla Lane's 'Butterflies' seemed to be on in our house at all times when I was a kid, as did 'The Good… — Greg Davies Fawlty towers Copy Share Image
