In standup, the feedback is instantaneous, and if it fails, you know you'll be off-stage and hiding in a short time. — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
I had a great time as a teacher, but I was just treading water, as a lot of us do. — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
Me and my sister made up a game called 'Milky Cow'. We were on holiday in France when I was 12, and… — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
Carla Lane's 'Butterflies' seemed to be on in our house at all times when I was a kid, as did 'The Good… — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
Every time I wrote a school scene, I thought of that drama studio, because that's where I was a bit lost at… — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
The state of the world petrifies me as much as it does everyone else at the moment. Anyone who comes to my… — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
I would spend a lot of time setting up an accident scene where it appeared that I had seriously hurt myself -… — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
Every time I travel, I'm in a rage until I reach my destination. I find myself shouting at suitcases, as if it's… — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
I have a terrible work ethic. The best way for me to do anything in life is for someone to say, 'You… — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
The only difference between a comedian and someone else? We need to make people laugh more. — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
Humour is learned behaviour, and I know exactly why I learned to be funny. I did it from a very early age. My dad… — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
I came into comedy to make people laugh. If the fact that I can't stop eating Hobnobs in any way helps, I'm happy to… — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
I was a drama teacher, so I had the opportunity to show off in front of a captive audience. I essentially did 13 years… — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
Anything my dad says about what I say about him, I can remind him of ten examples where he publicly humiliated me. We're really… — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
If you're funny and working in education, I think the perception is that you're either inspirational or awful. So which was I? I suppose… — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
My dad is the funniest human being I've ever met in my life - for years, I'd watch him hold court in whatever situation… — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
I am not a father, and the only children that I get close to are my nieces. — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
In standup, the feedback is instantaneous, and if it fails, you know you'll be off-stage and hiding in a short time. — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
It's an irony that with the physical decline of age comes more mental wellbeing. It's life's cruel trick. You've settled down as a person,… — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
As a young ma,n I was an absolute idiot. I think my exes would say I was a likeable baby. I had a teenager's… — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
