As anyone who's done any acting will tell you, if you haven't got a malicious evil streak, it's such a joy to… — Greg Davies Acting Copy Share Image
It often occurs to me that this is a strange way to make a living. But it's wonderful, too. There are many… — Greg Davies Aging Copy Share Image
I once bought some enormous fireworks that were literally the size of sticks of dynamite. We would go into the field behind… — Greg Davies Cows Copy Share Image
I think the main thing I'd bring to Chewbacca is middle-aged spread. Chewbacca has looked after himself. — Greg Davies Bring Copy Share Image
I would say the more significant factor of my starting late is that I developed a sufficiently thick skin to be able… — Greg Davies Comedian Copy Share Image
I wasn't a happy teacher, but I also wasn't an absolute psychopath like the teachers I portray on screen. — Greg Davies Absolute Copy Share Image
I don't watch an awful lot of television. It's a very strange thing, and I don't know a lot of people who… — Greg Davies People Copy Share Image
The most expensive thing I've ever splashed out on is... a tailor-made suit. It cost £1,400, and it's the best money I… — Greg Davies Best Copy Share Image
'Taskmaster' taps into a universal humour of people making a fool of themselves. — Greg Davies Fool Copy Share Image
I tend to develop my rambling anecdotes by actually getting up and performing them. That's the joy/horror of stand up - if… — Greg Davies Finding Copy Share Image
Don't say I was an inspirational teacher - my former pupils would laugh their heads off. I was grossly incompetent, but I… — Greg Davies Children Copy Share Image
The truth is, I should have never done teaching. I did teaching because I didn't have the bottle to have a go… — Greg Davies Comedy Copy Share Image
In my 20s and early 30s, I was very much a man lost at sea, with very little direction in life, and… — Greg Davies Direction Copy Share Image
I am most certainly not rich. But I am a man who is intrinsically lazy. And I'm more than happy to put… — Greg Davies Cake Copy Share Image
'Man Down' is not a serious study of the human condition: it is a balls-out attempt at making people laugh. So nobody… — Greg Davies Always Copy Share Image
I frequently meet ex-pupils who seem to think I didn't totally ruin their educations, so that's something. — Greg Davies Education Copy Share Image
When I've mentioned my screen wife is Helen Baxendale, so many people have burst out laughing. My self-esteem has been crushed by… — Greg Davies Laughing Copy Share Image
If you're doing a job, and you secretly want to do a different job, you start to blame the job. I was… — Greg Davies Blame Copy Share Image
I have no system of writing. It's chaos. I could be upside down on my bedroom floor; I'll be scribbling on a… — Greg Davies Bedroom Copy Share Image
Every time I wrote a school scene, I thought of that drama studio, because that's where I was a bit lost at… — Greg Davies Drama Copy Share Image
One of my friend calls me 'lost to showbiz', but that's only because I don't go for a drink as often as… — Greg Davies Famous Copy Share Image
The state of the world petrifies me as much as it does everyone else at the moment. Anyone who comes to my… — Greg Davies Moment Copy Share Image
I've politely declined a few reality-type things but generally have been asked to do things that I'd enjoy. I'll be doing less… — Greg Davies Done Copy Share Image
Comedy brings out this rage in people: they get furious when they don't like something. I have some lovely hardcore fans. — Greg Davies Anger Copy Share Image
As soon as I get the chance, I'll be back spouting nonsense on the microphone. — Greg Davies Back Copy Share Image
