My dad, who had spent his life as a lecturer, said, 'That's all very well, but you need to earn a living,… — Greg Davies Dad Copy Share Image
I love what I'm doing and will continue to do it, and there's nothing you can do to stop me. — Greg Davies I love Copy Share Image
I don't know why comedians moan about touring; you get driven to a town, stay in a hotel, work for an hour… — Greg Davies Food Copy Share Image
'Man Down''s my absolute priority. If they give me another series, I'll throw everything into it because I really like the characters.… — Greg Davies Done Copy Share Image
I rather like finding out instantly whether you've been successful or not. It's a cliche, really, but the fact is that every… — Greg Davies Every night Copy Share Image
I have no desire to work my adrenal glands any harder than necessary. I like lazing around; it's pretty important to my… — Greg Davies Around Copy Share Image
I am often driven by necessity, rather than actually doing things like an adult. — Greg Davies Doing things Copy Share Image
I would spend a lot of time setting up an accident scene where it appeared that I had seriously hurt myself -… — Greg Davies Accident Copy Share Image
My favourite place in Britain is... my home county of Shropshire. I think it's one of the most beautiful places in the… — Greg Davies Beautiful Copy Share Image
I try and make myself or consenting people I am very close to the victims of my comedy. I don't enjoy bullying… — Greg Davies Bullying Copy Share Image
Every time I travel, I'm in a rage until I reach my destination. I find myself shouting at suitcases, as if it's… — Greg Davies Anger Copy Share Image
Love at first sight is probably for stupid people, but maybe I'm just cynical. — Greg Davies Cynical Copy Share Image
Some friends think I'm dull now. But I think it's great that I'm no longer trying to make everyone laugh in the… — Greg Davies Friends Copy Share Image
I was scarred in 1977 by watching Jaws, and I've never got over it. — Greg Davies Got Copy Share Image
Being a teacher was great, but it wasn't what I wanted to do, so it was ultimately crushing. — Greg Davies Being Copy Share Image
I have a terrible work ethic. The best way for me to do anything in life is for someone to say, 'You… — Greg Davies Best Copy Share Image
It's a strange old thing, but I think an awful lot of 'Inbetweeners' fans still don't realise I'm a stand-up. — Greg Davies Fans Copy Share Image
I was a very young 21-year-old. I was very scared. I spent three years at university in west London, and I went… — Greg Davies Ambition Copy Share Image
I often run teaching down in my standup, but I had some great years, and it's a great job. It represented a… — Greg Davies Courage Copy Share Image
When I was 17, my dad was teaching in the States. He hired an A-Team-style van, and we drove all over. My… — Greg Davies Being Copy Share Image
Some of my friends in this business have received awful online abuse, but I've so far pretty much avoided it - and… — Greg Davies Abuse Copy Share Image
I'm 6ft 8in, so I feel like I've got full body thrombosis about five hours in if I'm flying in economy. — Greg Davies Body Copy Share Image
Myself and some kids on our estate became obsessed with the creation of the ultimate go-kart. This ambition culminated in the creation… — Greg Davies Ambition Copy Share Image
I swam for the county when I was 12. You wouldn't think it to look at me now, but I'm as graceful… — Greg Davies Graceful Copy Share Image
