Behind every successful man is a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law. — Hubert H. Humphrey Copy Share Image
I am very happy as a mother-in-law. I have a lovely daughter-in-law. — Supriya Pathak Copy Share Image
I am very close to my mother-in-law, Lee, we see each other often. — Carole Radziwill Copy Share Image
The mother of a trophy wife is not automatically a trophy mother-in-law. — John Grisham Copy Share Image
A lot of women have trouble with their mothers-in-law.” Raphael’s look was priceless. “My mother is an insane archangel. — Nalini Singh Copy Share Image
If there's an award for best mother-in-law in the universe, in the future, when my son gets married, I will win that… — Laura Schlessinger Copy Share Image
My mother-in-law speaks not a word of English. I speak not a word of Tajiki. So I smile at her ingratiatingly and… — Wilbur Smith Copy Share Image
If you have a mother-in-law with only one eye and she has it in the center of her forehead, don't keep her… — Lyndon B. Johnson Copy Share Image
A mother-in-law is better than a single and childless political persona, though. — Vladimir Zhirinovsky Copy Share Image
They say the definition of ambivalence is watching your mother-in-law drive over a cliff in your new Cadillac. — David Mamet Copy Share Image
Mothers-in-law do not make good house pets. Once I had the most wonderful dream -- I dreamed that mothers-in-law cost money and… — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
But there, everything has its drawbacks, as the man said when his mother-in-law died, and they came down upon him for the… — Jerome K. Jerome Copy Share Image
Barack Obama is putting his team together to take over the Administration. So far, he's got his mother-in-law, who is going to… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Picasso was a delightful, kindly, friendly, simple little man. When I met him he was extremely excited and overjoyed that his mother-in-law… — Edith Sitwell Copy Share Image
God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and the patience… — Jennifer Weiner Copy Share Image
When I hit the scene, there was Billy Connolly and Max Boyce. It was all mother-in-law and Irish jokes, and we broke… — Jasper Carrott Copy Share Image
The mother-in-law came round last week. It was absolutely pouring down. So I opened the door and I saw her there and… — Les Dawson Copy Share Image
Is anyone saying same-sex couples can't love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even… — Rick Santorum Copy Share Image
“Your mother wouldn't describe a combination of Brad Pitt, Bill Gates, and Prince William as 'quite a catch.' There is nobody walking… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
I went to dinner with my mother-in-law and I just realized I was talking in sound bites to her and expecting her… — Emily Mortimer Copy Share Image
As one whose husband and mother-in-law have died the victims of murder and assassination, I stand firmly and unequivocally opposed to the… — Coretta Scott King Copy Share Image
When you've got little kids, and you're tucking them in. When you open a door and they're in their pajamas and they're,… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
There is scarcely room for doubt that something in the psychological relation of a mother-in-law to a son-in-law breeds hostility between them… — Sigmund Freud Copy Share Image
To forgive the incessant provocations of daily life - to keep on forgiving the bossy mother-in-law, the bullying husband, the nagging wife,… — C. S. Lewis Copy Share Image
The difference between America and England is that the English think 100 miles is a long distance and the Americans think 100… — Marilyn vos Savant Copy Share Image
Once when my father-in-law was leaving the house after lunch to return to the field to work, my mother-in-law said, 'Albert, you… — Joe J. Christensen Copy Share Image
“For some reason she found that Allan Harrington's attitude of absolute detachment made the whole affair seem much easier for her. And… — Margaret Widdemer Copy Share Image
Then there was this freedom the little guys were always getting killed for. Was it freedom from another country? Freedom from work… — Dalton Trumbo Copy Share Image
“According to folk belief that is reflected in the stories and poems, a being who is petrified man and he can revive.… — Penina Mezei Copy Share Image
I bought an ideal gift for my mother-in-law - a battery-operated mouth. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
A car is like a mother-in-law - if you let it, it will rule your life. — Jaime Lerner Copy Share Image
![“When you've got little kids, and you're tucking them in. When you open a door and they're in their pajamas and they're, you know, wrestling with you and asking you, you know, to read to them and stuff, [The white House] starts feeling like home pretty quick. Not to mention having a mother-in-law…” quote by Barack Obama](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/e9c/barack-obama-17_asking_when-you-ve-got-little-kids-and-you-re-t_284141.jpg)
