To forgive the incessant provocations of daily life - to keep on forgiving the bossy mother-in-law, the bullying husband, the nagging wife,… — C. S. Lewis Copy Share Image
Barack Obama is putting his team together to take over the Administration. So far, he's got his mother-in-law, who is going to… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
The perfect family doesn't exist, nor is there a perfect husband or a perfect wife, and let's not talk about the perfect… — Pope Francis Copy Share Image
A lot of women have trouble with their mothers-in-law.” Raphael’s look was priceless. “My mother is an insane archangel. — Nalini Singh Copy Share Image
But there, everything has its drawbacks, as the man said when his mother-in-law died, and they came down upon him for the… — Jerome K. Jerome Copy Share Image
On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Once when my father-in-law was leaving the house after lunch to return to the field to work, my mother-in-law said, 'Albert, you… — Joe J. Christensen Copy Share Image
I have a great relationship with my mother-in-law. We're both Leos, we understand each other. — Tori Amos Copy Share Image
The mother-in-law had an accident at work. A hot rivet dropped down her drawers and she fell off the oil rig. — Les Dawson Copy Share Image
I'm often accused of saying some pretty rotten things about my mother-in-law. But quite honestly, she's only got one major fault -… — Les Dawson Copy Share Image
The mother of a trophy wife is not automatically a trophy mother-in-law. — John Grisham Copy Share Image
When I get married I want a mother in law that will adore me and one that I'll actually like. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed; I never knew they worked. — Les Dawson Copy Share Image
When you have a wonderful mother-in-law who takes sides with you in squabbles with her own daughter - that's something. — Lou Gehrig Copy Share Image
I bought an ideal gift for my mother-in-law - a battery-operated mouth. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and the patience… — Jennifer Weiner Copy Share Image
Then there was this freedom the little guys were always getting killed for. Was it freedom from another country? Freedom from work… — Dalton Trumbo Copy Share Image
“Surely,' I said, 'you don't think that you are going to die because you dreamed you saw your old father; if one… — H. Rider Haggard Copy Share Image
They say the definition of ambivalence is watching your mother-in-law drive over a cliff in your new Cadillac. — David Mamet Copy Share Image
I'd love to slit my mother-in-law's corsets and watch her spread to death. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere. — John Barrymore Copy Share Image
