a mother-in-law's praise says more in a woman's favor than anything else in the world. — Caroline Pafford Miller Copy Share Image
I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps. — Les Dawson Copy Share Image
Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out as Woman Hitler? Coincidence? I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know what's great about having an imaginary girlfriend? Imaginary mother-in-law! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A bride who is bullied by her mother-in-law will herself become a bad mother-in-law. — Sin-Itiro Tomonaga Copy Share Image
But I understand that relationship; I understand how the mother-in-law, daughter-in-law relationship has so many conflicts because it's so forced. — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
I bought my mother-in-law a beautiful chair for Christmas, but she won't let me plug it in. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
I have no problem putting my feet up and watching football but my mother-in-law is always doing stuff. — Seal Copy Share Image
“It's funny. I thought she'd live through anything." Charlie said, "Me too. I figured even if there was a nuclear war, it… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
Barack Obama said he may negotiate with the Taliban. A lot of people are saying okay, but be careful. But I said… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
“I was thinking of murder, mutilation and dessert like Ignacia Sandoval’s instructions for delectable empanadas made of minced mother-in-law’s tongue (said to… — Sandra Ramos O'Briant Copy Share Image
I don't think I'd like Manhattan anymore. My mother-in-law lives there, and you go there. But I like looking at it from… — Martin Amis Copy Share Image
“Surely,' I said, 'you don't think that you are going to die because you dreamed you saw your old father; if one… — H. Rider Haggard Copy Share Image
If someone should ask, "how should an Opposition function?" the best answer would be, "in the manner of a traditional mother-in-law who… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Personally, I wear a lot of my mother-in-law's chiffons and my mother's silk. But when I buy saris for myself, then they… — Sonali Bendre Copy Share Image
Pakistan is the sort of place every man should send his mother-in-law, for a month, with all expenses paid. — Ian Botham Copy Share Image
Spending time with my mother in law really makes me appreciate my own mother. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Never say anything on the phone that you wouldn't want your mother in law to hear at your trial” — Sydney Biddle Barrows Copy Share Image
Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Maybe I shouldn’t mouth off to the elemental I kinda hoped was my future mother-in-law. — Kiersten White Copy Share Image
My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
Of all the peoples whom I have studied, from city dwellers to cliff dwellers, I always find that at least 50 percent… — Margaret Mead Copy Share Image
My mother-in-law has come round to our house at Christmas seven years running. This year we're having a change. We're going to… — Les Dawson Copy Share Image
Dear Mother In Law don't teach me how to handle my children. I am living with one of yours and he needs… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I've been married twice, and I can tell you this right now: no one wants their mother in law all up in… — Kim Hawthorne Copy Share Image
It's not that we didn't get along, it's just that my mother-in-law is very objective. She objected to everything I did. — Beverly D'Angelo Copy Share Image
To have one's mother-in-law in the country when one lives in Paris, and vice versa, is one of those strokes of luck… — Honore de Balzac Copy Share Image
I should, many a good day, have blown my brains out, but for the recollection that it would have given pleasure to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I’m creating a self help show called Self Talk. I’ll insult myself for an hour then open phone lines to a fitness… — Ryan Lilly Copy Share Image
“You didn't happen to see your future mother-in-law at that meeting today, did you?" May as well milk the effort. "Yes, the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Professionalism in tennis ... only resulted in making billionaires out of rude children, producing an onslaught of moody defectors, and a lot… — Dan Jenkins Copy Share Image
