I think my mother-in-law is trying to tell me something. She is giving me baby clothes and baby food...Not happening. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Peter remained on friendly terms with Christ notwithstanding Christ's having healed his mother-in-law.” — Samuel Butler Copy Share Image
I know my mother-in-law would drive two hours to go see a movie that I'm in. — Melanie Lynskey Copy Share Image
Barack Obama said he may negotiate with the Taliban. A lot of people are saying okay, but be careful. But I said… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
My mother-in-law, Nanny, spent her working years as a bookkeeper at a medical office in Columbus, Ohio. Like so many Americans, she… — Ann McLane Kuster Copy Share Image
My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. — Les Dawson Copy Share Image
The mother-in-law came round last week. It was absolutely pouring down. So I opened the door and I saw her there and… — Les Dawson Copy Share Image
I think that what I do, in terms of how I craft my words rhetorically, is fairly simple stuff. I don't mean… — John Scalzi Copy Share Image
But I understand that relationship; I understand how the mother-in-law, daughter-in-law relationship has so many conflicts because it's so forced. — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
Just because you're unemployed doesn't mean you're not doing anything useful. You are, for example, at least keeping your mother-in-law's wit sharp. — Marilyn vos Savant Copy Share Image
We never make sport of religion, politics, race or mothers. A mother never gets hit with a custard pie. Mothers-in-law-yes. But mothers-never. — Mack Sennett Copy Share Image
My mother-in-law was with me during all four of my births and when she was sitting next to me holding my hand… — Patricia Heaton Copy Share Image
a mother-in-law's praise says more in a woman's favor than anything else in the world. — Caroline Pafford Miller Copy Share Image
You know you've built a product that can hit the mainstream when your wife, your father, and your mother-in-law can get involved. — Josh Kopelman Copy Share Image
If you have a mother-in-law with only one eye and she has it in the center of her forehead, don't keep her… — Lyndon B. Johnson Copy Share Image
I'm sitting at the dinner table, wearing my future mother-in-law's underwear. It's like some twisted dream that you wake up and thinkL… — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
“On the drive up here, I saw a goose," he says. "A Canada goose. Fred told me they shit something horrible. They… — Brian Francis Copy Share Image
Having a great mother in law that you get along with and you KNOW she likes you will motivate you to never… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mothers-in-law do not make good house pets. Once I had the most wonderful dream -- I dreamed that mothers-in-law cost money and… — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I have no problem putting my feet up and watching football but my mother-in-law is always doing stuff. — Seal Copy Share Image
I don't like to speak of Islamic violence, because every day, when I browse the newspapers, I see violence, here in Italy...… — Pope Francis Copy Share Image
“For some reason she found that Allan Harrington's attitude of absolute detachment made the whole affair seem much easier for her. And… — Margaret Widdemer Copy Share Image
