“Never say anything on the phone that you wouldn't want your mother in law to hear at your trial” — Sydney Biddle Barrows Copy Share Image
“George Burns tells a wonderful story about the one time in his life (so he says) he cheated on his beloved Gracie. He was so disgusted and ashamed of himself that he went out and bought her the most beautiful diamond necklace he could find. Gracie was pretty sure she knew what was wrong, but she accepted the necklace and… — Sydney Biddle Barrows Copy Share
Never say anything on the phone that you wouldn't want your mother to hear at your trial. — Sydney Biddle Barrows Copy Share Image
If you want an expert on war, you get a retired general. I'm not exactly a general, but I am retired. — Sydney Biddle Barrows Copy Share Image
society has no qualms about a masseuse who is paid for touching people, or about laborers, or professional athletes or dancers, all of whom… — Sydney Biddle Barrows Copy Share Image
a call girl is simply someone who hates poverty more than she hates sin. — Sydney Biddle Barrows Copy Share Image
I was naughty. I wasn't bad. Bad is hurting people, doing evil. Naughty is not hurting anyone. Naughty is being amusing. — Sydney Biddle Barrows Copy Share Image
I ran the wrong kind of business, but I did it with integrity. — Sydney Biddle Barrows Copy Share Image
“We all know food is not just food. It’s thoughtfulness, generosity, and, yes, love. It’s a way of showing that you care for him… — Sydney Biddle Barrows Copy Share Image
The more you act like a lady, the more he'll act like a gentleman. — Sydney Biddle Barrows Copy Share Image
“Never say anything on the phone that you wouldn't want your mother in law to hear at your trial” — Sydney Biddle Barrows Copy Share Image
