I find it beautiful when we're in Italy that everybody sits down at the table together. My mother-in-law is like, 'It doesn't… — Debi Mazar Copy Share Image
I've just had some bad news. Tomorrow is the mother in law's funeral. And she's cancelled it. — Les Dawson Copy Share Image
I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps. — Les Dawson Copy Share Image
I haven't spoken to my mother-in-law for eighteen months-I don't like to interrupt her. — Ken Dodd Copy Share Image
Picasso was a delightful, kindly, friendly, simple little man. When I met him he was extremely excited and overjoyed that his mother-in-law… — Edith Sitwell Copy Share Image
I bought my mother-in-law a beautiful chair for Christmas, but she won't let me plug it in. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Have I got a mother-in-law. She's so neat she puts paper under the cuckoo clock. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
The only thing more intimidating than a huge international film star is your mother-in-law. — Benjamin Walker Copy Share Image
The difference between America and England is that the English think 100 miles is a long distance and the Americans think 100… — Marilyn vos Savant Copy Share Image
Pakistan is the sort of place every man should send his mother-in-law, for a month, with all expenses paid. — Ian Botham Copy Share Image
“You see what your mother-in-law hasn’t yet realised is that she’s the one who needs to hold out the olive branch, not… — Karl Wiggins Copy Share Image
I am very happy as a mother-in-law. I have a lovely daughter-in-law. — Supriya Pathak Copy Share Image
We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, "I've decided I want to… — Dave Spikey Copy Share Image
Interfering, judgmental, and disrespectful mothers-in-law are common complaints. — Emily Yoffe Copy Share Image
The best compliment that has ever been given to me was, I was at the airport one day and a guy came… — Lionel Richie Copy Share Image
I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
A mother-in-law is better than a single and childless political persona, though. — Vladimir Zhirinovsky Copy Share Image
Is anyone saying same-sex couples can't love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even… — Rick Santorum Copy Share Image
I am very close to my mother-in-law, Lee, we see each other often. — Carole Radziwill Copy Share Image
I don't think you have to live in the fantasy world of Westeros to have problems with your mother-in-law. — Natalie Dormer Copy Share Image
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should… — Les Dawson Copy Share Image
Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out as Woman Hitler? Coincidence? I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A guy wanted the vet to cut his dog's tail off. The vet asked why. Well, my mother in law is visiting… — Karel Capek Copy Share Image
