Clown Quote by Seth

I'm obsessed with clowns and what they represent and the idea that clowns are supposed to make you laugh, but inevitably they're hiding something.…

— Madonna Ciccone

I was obsessed with clowns. My dad had to get rid of them. I thought there were clowns under my bed for years.

— Haley Bennett

My mother-in-law must be the probation officer I got for the crime I committed of marrying my husband.

— Phyllis Diller

I told my mother-in-law my house is your house. So she sold it.

— Henny Youngman

I know my mother-in-law would drive two hours to go see a movie that I'm in.

— Melanie Lynskey

I love my mother-in-law and I think I'm a really good one, too.

— Reba McEntire

The mother of a trophy wife is not automatically a trophy mother-in-law.

— John Grisham

I'm often accused of saying some pretty rotten things about my mother-in-law. But quite honestly, she's only got one major fault - it's called…

— Les Dawson

I don't think you have to live in the fantasy world of Westeros to have problems with your mother-in-law.

— Natalie Dormer

A mother-in-law is better than a single and childless political persona, though.

— Vladimir Zhirinovsky

Have I got a mother-in-law. She's so neat she puts paper under the cuckoo clock.

— Henny Youngman

I haven't spoken to my mother-in-law for eighteen months-I don't like to interrupt her.

— Ken Dodd