“They float,” the clown said. “Down here we all float; pretty soon your friend will float, too.” — Stephen King Copy Share Image
The hardest thing for me is not to keep laughing. Jennifer particularly is like a clown. — Victor Garber Copy Share Image
Even when I was in high school and the Navy, I was the guy who could rip somebody, and they'd laugh at… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
I get all dressed up in fuchsia, looking like a clown, and show pretty pictures to people. — Alexandra Stoddard Copy Share Image
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“You tear me down just to build me up again. All I can think is: you are a psycho-clown.” — Coco J. Ginger Copy Share Image
You a class clown and if I skip for the day I'm with you bitch smokin' grade A. — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image
I'm secretly a clown, or maybe it's not much of a secret! I'm a little putzo, as the Italians say - a… — Matthew Settle Copy Share Image
The whole romanticized sad clown thing, we have to get rid of that. That has to go. That's just getting sick people… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
I was a class clown. At 12, I was definitely clowning. I was making all the jokes. But I was smart, so… — J. Cole Copy Share Image
“I think I'll be a clown when I get grown," said Dill. "Yes, sir, a clown... There ain't one thing in this… — Harper Lee Copy Share Image
I'm not a very serious person. You know how they say that clowns are very funny in public and are really sad… — Roland Joffe Copy Share Image
No one knows Anne's better side, and that's why most people can't stand me. Oh, I can be an amusing clown for… — Anne Frank Copy Share Image
Nobody has proved quite as adept as laughing at himself as former President George W. Bush, who willingly conceded to being a… — Alex Wagner Copy Share Image
I was always the class clown, although many teachers view the class clown as a trouble maker. But I always had good… — Godfrey Copy Share Image
We're in Trump times - we're in the time this misogynist hate clown is the leader of the free world, and when… — Stephen Marche Copy Share Image
There's a way of doing comedy that feels true to the person doing it, that doesn't feel like clown-work or silly faces… — Andy Daly Copy Share Image
Historically, Hollywood comedy has arrived in skinny envelopes. From fence post Buster Keaton to herky-jerky Jerry Lewis to wiry nerve-bundle Woody Allen… — James Wolcott Copy Share Image
I can be immature. I know I can when I'm at my dance lessons or something. I become like the class clown.… — Georgia Groome Copy Share Image
John Kerry made a joke about Bush being a moron, and now Bush wants morons to think it was a joke was… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in… — Alan Moore Copy Share Image
I did my thesis on clowns. It's a powerful thing when you've got this little red nose on. It's a mask, the… — Becky Lynch Copy Share Image
A scientist worthy of a lab coat should be able to make original discoveries while wearing a clown suit, or give a… — Eliezer Yudkowsky Copy Share Image
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